Comrades, I am comrade grizzly. I am the leader of a group of freedom fighters in Conneaut, Ohio called the Conneaut Communist Militia. Our goal is to restore the worker to their rightful place and seize the means of production. Currently we have been at war with a nazi motorcycle gang called the Thunderbolts.
The thunderbolts, acting as mercenaries for the local chapter of the Republican party, has been attacking freedom fighters. They have been known to use guns, knives and their favorite weapon, the golf club. The golf club is their symbol for spreading white privilege. They have been known to attack freedom fighters the Conneaut Communist Militia with drive by clubbings.
But fear not comrades! We the Conneaut Communist Militia are growing in numbers everyday! I was held captive as political prisoner for several months. I was captured leading a battalion of freedom fighters into the battle of Malek Park. I was taken prisoner and held captive in the basement of there club house. After all their torture and sexual abuse I still refused to sell out my comrades. I have escaped when the club house was raided by the DEA.
You can rest easy knowing that the Conneaut Communist Militia will restore the worker to their rightful place and seize the means of production!
You all think this is funny? I have dedicated my life to fighting fascism! And being tortured and sexually abused is not funny. They tried to destroy my mental well being by keeping me chained up forcing me to wear lingerie and be forced to repeatedly raped in the butt by the whole club. I was forced to put on a dress and make up and forced to suck the penises of truckers. I got the name “Betty Mercury” the lot lizard. I have a mustache btw.
I endured all of this and still have the strength to keep fighting these nazi pieces of shit. I will not rest until we seize the means of production in Conneaut Ohio and then the world!
[QUOTE=comradegrizzly;3040339]Comrades, I am comrade grizzly. I am the leader of a group of freedom fighters in Conneaut, Ohio called the Conneaut Communist Militia. Our goal is to restore the worker to their rightful place and seize the means of production. Currently we have been at war with a nazi motorcycle gang called the Thunderbolts.
The thunderbolts, acting as mercenaries for the local chapter of the Republican party, has been attacking freedom fighters. They have been known to use guns, knives and their favorite weapon, the golf club. The golf club is their symbol for spreading white privilege. They have been known to attack freedom fighters the Conneaut Communist Militia with drive by clubbings.
But fear not comrades! We the Conneaut Communist Militia are growing in numbers everyday! I was held captive as political prisoner for several months. I was captured leading a battalion of freedom fighters into the battle of Malek Park. I was taken prisoner and held captive in the basement of there club house. After all their torture and sexual abuse I still refused to sell out my comrades. I have escaped when the club house was raided by the DEA.
You can rest easy knowing that the Conneaut Communist Militia will restore the worker to their rightful place and seize the means of production![/QUOTE]
My wife has instructed me to tell you that she is a civil rights and international human rights attorney, and that she wants you to describe the sexual abuse. Slowly, while you take your shirt off and show the camera where the bad men touched.
If you do a really good job, she’ll introduce you to her “Little Helper”.
Run! It’s just a shaken jar of bees! I’ll try to hold her back but she’s too strong and she can literally smell pain!