Exhibit A
36 seconds into the song, the singer claims to have had, and I quote;
“… a million, million nights just like this…”
A claim that is repeated several times throughout the song
That would make the singer at least 2740 years old
I call bullshit!
Lying bastard. We all know you can’t count to 36.
No.
First, he doesn’t say “I’ve had”, he says “we’ve had”, implying it’s the royal “we”, so a million nights at scale.
Second, there’s no reason to square 10^6 without more information we can conclude the repetition is purely for lyrical effect.
Like in this song where Faith Evans and Mary J. Blige sing this, they’re asking for 1 more chance, not 4.
One more chance
Biggie give me one more chance
One more chance
Biggie give me one more chance
Can you prove the singer is a lizard person?
Of course not. You think I want a Jewish weather satellite to shoot me with some kind of Earthquake ray? I own bayside property. You know what a tsunami could do to property values? The whiners in the neighborhood association would go ballistic.
I like the lyrics
What’s the tune like?
I was there in the beginning.
Exhibit C
At 1.01 the singer claims to be travelling at the speed of light
This is clearly BS as travelling at light speed is not possible
It’s why they call me Mr. Farenheit? Stupid metric system even fucking up good songs.
That’s going to happen.
It’s possible if you are a photon. So if a photon can go that fast, maybe…
If his name was Freddie Photon perhaps I would give him the benefit of the doubt
Exhibit D
1.09 “…put a smiles on your mouth…”
One smiles with one’s mouth
Smiles are contagious, though.
Therefore, one can put a smile on another person’s mouth without difficulty, as long as the other person isn’t being a whiny ass ho.
Your knowledge of anatomy is only matched by your knowledge of Tibetan Throat singing
This song clearly advocates rape, using hypnotic suggestion to obtain sexual intercourse with the victim
How dare you goad me into listening to techno pop.
Secondary question, how do people listen to this without getting a migraine headache?
Also, that was a disappointing showing of hypnotism.
Take an E, and you’ll get it