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Hello everyone,

How ya’ll doing. Some learning stuff here for you all (no thanks, it’s free this time.) This must be the biggest homo-board in the history of the internet. Really. Seriously. How can a real man (probably most of you are kiddies, but whatever) who claims to have ‘real fighting skills instead of bullshit Martial Arts’ shit on other styles and making fun of it?

Because you lack 1) personality, or 2) self confidience, or 3) your frustated, or 4) your just a geek with no life being the man online.

Its very sad and i just want to show my compassion with you guys being jealous, ignorant and then actually believing yourself.

Ya’ll don’t believe in Chi and Internal Force, but just go and try to hit a REAL Grandmaster … you might have a broken arm in an instant, and if he wasnt compassionable, you’d end up with a bashed brain (mashed to pulp, ladys, with ONE strike hihihi no need to discuus i don’t care about your opinion) or a hole in your throat… But whatever, nobody here has the GUTS and there is no need for interacting on this, cause i don’t care what you THINK about it.

Listen> Real Masters and REAL Martial Artists don’t feel the need to prove themselves… and if you don’t know or feel why?
Then i feel very sorry for you… HONESTLY

Ya’ll are at the level of kindergarten, it’s funny as hell! And i’m not bashing, just telling the truth … so don’t get a cow, kiddies.

Anyway

Succes and may you all find yourself one day, exepting and understanding real Martial ARTS. Until then, have fun dissing and playing online and “discussing”(you can’t be serious you guys call this a discussion board LOL!) here on Bullshido (love the name, it’s so ironic it’s to laugh at!)
…and don’t forget kiddies to go to the gym today for workout!

Now go on and E-Threat me and try to beat me to death E-Style YEAH!

i-Greets and E-props for everyone!

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Woozel Wuzzle and… Dirka Dirka!!!

yeah I went there!!!

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What are those initials?

“TSDNR?”–“Too Stupid/Did Not Read?”

Or to put it more succinctly:

–J.D.

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Dude this thread is brilliant! what are you talking about. Mess with the wrong grand master and he’ll melt your eyeballs!

It’s true!!

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True story GoJu…eyeball melting is a very serious aspect to several styles. If you think about it logically, the eyeballs are pretty much just asking to be melted, or melten if you’d like. What you really don’t see too often is spontanious non-contact tooth extraction, that shit’ll fuck you up!

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Well the stench may make one’s eyes water, but I hardly it will cause them to melt.

For that you need Ninja. . . .

–J.D.

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What if it’s a Ninja chi grand master

accidently shits himself in terror at the mere thought

uhh …excuse me for a minute

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have they not figured yet that if you are this obvious no won’t going to bite?

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This is a good effort. I hereby award this troll 8 out of 10. He gains much recognition for usage of correct sentencing, grammar and punctuation, he also uses paragraphs well. He begins with some impressive indignation before sliding down the scale to explain his point at length. The only point to let him down are lack of originality, ‘teh REAL Grandmasters’ and ‘chi’ have been done before.

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How ya’ll doing. Some learning stuff here for you all (no thanks, it’s free this time.) This must be the biggest homo-board in the history of the internet. Really. Seriously. How can a real man (probably most of you are kiddies, but whatever) who claims to have ‘real fighting skills instead of bullshit Martial Arts’ shit on other styles and making fun of it?

The real question is how can a real man take uninformed peoples money whilst teaching them techniques that could get them harmed in a real life situation?

Because you lack 1) personality, or 2) self confidience, or 3) your frustated, or 4) your just a geek with no life being the man online.

Care to show us your PhD in psychology?

Its very sad and i just want to show my compassion with you guys being jealous, ignorant and then actually believing yourself.

What exactly are we jealous of? please elaborate.

Ya’ll don’t believe in Chi and Internal Force, but just go and try to hit a REAL Grandmaster … you might have a broken arm in an instant, and if he wasnt compassionable, you’d end up with a bashed brain (mashed to pulp, ladys, with ONE strike hihihi no need to discuus i don’t care about your opinion) or a hole in your throat… But whatever, nobody here has the GUTS and there is no need for interacting on this, cause i don’t care what you THINK about it.

I can’t be fucked looking for it but theres a video of some chi guy getting his arse handed to him. The only explanation i’ve seen of incidents such as these is his chi didn’t affect the opponent because the opponent didn’t believe in it. What sort of pathetic martial art makes you MORE susceptible to attack?

Listen> Real Masters and REAL Martial Artists don’t feel the need to prove themselves… and if you don’t know or feel why?
Then i feel very sorry for you… HONESTLY

If i pay money for instruction, i demand the proof. Do you think we’re in medieval japan here? …HONESTLY

Ya’ll are at the level of kindergarten, it’s funny as hell! And i’m not bashing, just telling the truth … so don’t get a cow, kiddies.

It’s ‘Don’t have a cow’.

Succes and may you all find yourself one day, exepting and understanding real Martial ARTS. Until then, have fun dissing and playing online and “discussing”(you can’t be serious you guys call this a discussion board LOL!) here on Bullshido (love the name, it’s so ironic it’s to laugh at!)
…and don’t forget kiddies to go to the gym today for workout!

I don’t wish you success, i wish you luck. With a mind as deluded as yours, you’ll need it. Enjoy the ass raping, bitch.

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I’m rather surprised there isn’t more “I’ll just shoot/stab/club you in a fight” logic busted out

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Sorry, 6 tops due to the early slide into teh ghey references.

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I didn’t even notice the repeated use of ya’ll until Cormoran quoted it…down under is dulling my skills

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I think his coherence and correct use of understandable language more than makes up for it, I stick to my original score.

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Bah!!!

2/10!

Too fucking obvious. A True Troll [Franchises available.–Ed.] is more subtle and–literally–reels in posters before unloading the crap.

This is just a “point-and-laugh” fool or an idiot. Neither are interesting.

–J.D.

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Whatever score you’re going to give, I hope you deduct for this:

Succes and may you all find yourself one day, exepting and understanding real Martial ARTS

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Obvious yes, but obvious in a way (apart from the subject matter) that didn’t make my eyes bleed. Though I may knock it down to a 7 due to the Spanish grammar.

Makes me wonder if blueinbarca is back for another go.

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Too long-winded. That is coming from Moi remember.

“Too Stupid/Did Not Read.”

blueinbarca tried to add to one of his “Trollshido’d” threads. As previously, he had not much of a wad to shoot.

–J.D.

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It makes me wonder if he decided to try a different tack, what with no-one responding to that account anymore. It was the Spanish grammar that made me think.

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Would it be worth throwing together some kind of Troll HoF, commenting on their style and what made them great? I hear a bit of waxing nostalgic for trolls before my time, so some of them must have left an impression.