Boner pills

Every time I see a viagra commercial it drives me nuts. First off I don’t have a problem popping a boner.

The real question here is why is it always an attractive lady acting like her old man can’t pitch a tent. They need to be more truthful and show the unattractive, over weight, stretch marked mom that is the true problem. Instead they use a MILF or cougar that probably has no shortage of supply. Anyhow, that’s the random thought of they day.

Also, how are seedless grapes reproduced if they are seedless?
Think on that one.

Little blue pills are, for the most part, about maintaining; not about getting up in the first place.

Also, welcome to the wonderful world of GMOs.

I just wish they could call them boner pills, instead of all this euphemistic “a little something extra ‘down there’, if ya know what I mean” elbow nudge “It’ll give you more confidence talking to women 'at length” about girthy, veiney topics" wink “try it once, and you’ll find it hard to find a reason not to like it”

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Also, how are seedless grapes reproduced if they are seedless?
Think on that one.[/QUOTE]

Clones, just like many other fruits.
Since this is a birds and bees post you should be aware that the progeny is a mix of the parents genetics.
So in many plants the offspring (read: seeds) may not have the traits of the mother.
The father could be entirely unknown (Dad? Is that you?), it’s a crap shoot.
So to insure that we know what we’re getting, cuttings, air-layers and various other cloning techniques are used.

Seedless fruits have been around for a long time.
When a genetic mutation results in a desirable trait, such as seedlessness, farmers will often want to propagate that plant.
That’s basic selective breeding.

[QUOTE=Edged;2883037]Every time I see a viagra commercial it drives me nuts. First off I don’t have a problem popping a boner.

The real question here is why is it always an attractive lady acting like her old man can’t pitch a tent. They need to be more truthful and show the unattractive, over weight, stretch marked mom that is the true problem. Instead they use a MILF or cougar that probably has no shortage of supply. Anyhow, that’s the random thought of they day.

Also, how are seedless grapes reproduced if they are seedless?
Think on that one.[/QUOTE]

It doesn’t drive me nearly as nuts as the “TV ugly” girl acting like she couldn’t get a date to save her life despite the fact that she is A indeed quite attractive in any use of the word.
B. Ugly(looks, personality or both) women still have very little issue with getting dates.

Also known as Hollywood Homely
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodHomely

[QUOTE=goodlun;2883156]Ugly(looks, personality or both) women still have very little issue with getting dates.[/QUOTE]

QFT. I have a friend that’s fond of saying “for every chick there’s a …”

[QUOTE=submessenger;2883159]QFT. I have a friend that’s fond of saying “for every chick there’s a …”[/QUOTE]

kitchen.

[QUOTE=submessenger;2883159]QFT. I have a friend that’s fond of saying “for every chick there’s a …”[/QUOTE]

That’s true. As well as my buddy always says:

“Show me a hot chick and I’ll show you a dude that tired of f*king her”.

Hey getting back to pharmaceutical bonner pills what happens if someone without ED takes them?

Single-ish mid-lifers in my area pop them like candy, because all night lovin’. On the other hand,

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sudden vision loss;
ringing in your ears, or sudden hearing loss;
chest pain or heavy feeling, pain spreading to the arm or shoulder, nausea, sweating, general ill feeling;
irregular heartbeat;
swelling in your hands, ankles, or feet;
shortness of breath;
vision changes;
feeling light-headed, fainting; or
penis erection that is painful or lasts 4 hours or longer.
warmth or redness in your face, neck, or chest;
stuffy nose;
headache;
memory problems;
upset stomach; or
back pain.
This is not a complete list of side effects and others may occur…
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I think this covers most of the bad stuff.

[QUOTE=submessenger;2883436]Single-ish mid-lifers in my area pop them like candy, because all night lovin’. On the other hand,
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I have heard of this group and others like this group popping 1/2 a pill for the same reasons, I am wondering it really works or not.
The benefits might be worth the risk under certain circumstances.

[QUOTE=goodlun;2883438]I have heard of this group and others like this group popping 1/2 a pill for the same reasons, I am wondering it really works or not.
The benefits might be worth the risk under certain circumstances.[/QUOTE]

If I ever get into that group, I’ll report back.

If it’s a one-night stand, the risk/reward ratio is probably overwhelmingly against using the pills.

[QUOTE=goodlun;2883438]I have heard of this group and others like this group popping 1/2 a pill for the same reasons, I am wondering it really works or not.
The benefits might be worth the risk under certain circumstances.[/QUOTE]

I have just what you need my round eyed friend.

[QUOTE=ChenPengFi;2883446]I have just what you need my round eyed friend.

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I think I will just stick with an unhealthy dose of yohimbine
https://examine.com/supplements/yohimbine/
L-DOPA
https://examine.com/supplements/l-dopa/

and

Macca
https://examine.com/supplements/maca/

My heart may explode but it will be for good reasons

[QUOTE=goodlun;2883433]Hey getting back to pharmaceutical bonner pills what happens if someone without ED takes them?[/QUOTE]

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I do believe that might be the wrong head that is exploding…

[QUOTE=goodlun;2883449]I think I will just stick with an unhealthy dose of yohimbine
https://examine.com/supplements/yohimbine/
L-DOPA
https://examine.com/supplements/l-dopa/

and

Macca
https://examine.com/supplements/maca/

My heart may explode but it will be for good reasons[/QUOTE]

If you’re gonna use heart-exploding boner pills and you live in San Diego, I highly recommend going to a pharmacy over the border.

[QUOTE=Permalost;2883470]If you’re gonna use heart-exploding boner pills and you live in San Diego, I highly recommend going to a pharmacy over the border.[/QUOTE]

Well at the very moment I do not have any actual plans to use said boner pills, but who knows what may come up

I was working at a doctor’s office when I met my wife. She was a pharmaceutical rep for Pfizer. One of the drugs she used to sell was Viagra. She used to have a trunk load full of those little blue pills. When the office found out I was dating her, their first response was “wow, your dating the Viagra girl!”. I used to be given samples of the drug all the time. I also have taken Cialis and Levitra. Viagra is the best though. Cialis, though it lasts longer, I nicknamed the fluff pill.

Taking those pills is all about how long you are able to maintain your boner. Those pills will give you “The Dick of Death”. I can break a board by mushroom stamping it! After taking 100mg of Viagra, you can ejaculate and get hard again within a minute or two. Thats the beauty of it.
My old doc, named Simmon Wilcox, was a swinger. He used to go to sex clubs. He was a huge writer for Viagra. However the other main drug he used to Rx was called Edex. It is a prostaglandin you inject into your wiener using a 33g needle. This is the drug all the porn stars use. If you use this, you will have an automatic hard on in one minute. Viagra sometimes doesnt work. Edex works 100% of the time. There was another drug called Muse which is the same drug, but was a urethral suppository. I think Edex replaced this however. Dr Simmon Wilcox got busted a few years ago and is no longer in practice.

The pills work very well for their intention. They also help lower your blood pressure. I never had any sort of side effects other than a stuffy nose and a slight rapid heart beat. Stuffy nose goes away with nasal spray cures it. I also used to like taking one 100mg of Viagra and 5000mg of L-Arginine before a weightlifting lifting session because it works better than most vasodilators on the market for a better skin busting pump while in the gym. You have to worry about the pump in your dick, but one quick trip to the bathroom stall will fix it. After you get home from the gym, you just pump your wife or gf.