You and your twincest fantasies are creepy! WHAT PART OF YOUR FICTITIOUS TWINCEST WANKFESTS DO NOT TRANSLATE AS CREEPY YOU FUCKING DUSTBOWL LIVING TWINK?!
P.S. I don’t care what America does. If a disaster hit tomorrow that weeded out 99.9% recurring of the population and left the people who had been given a raw deal plus friends and useful people I wouldn’t shed any tears.
For someone who regularly has sex with his own twin you sure get easily offended by someone else’s words.
P.S. I don’t care what America does. If a disaster hit tomorrow that weeded out 99.9% recurring of the population and left the people who had been given a raw deal plus friends and useful people I wouldn’t shed any tears.
You would if your brother was here when it hit.
blah blah blah <insert cheap incest joke>
My twin brother? I think having a law degree and speaking six languages qualifies him as useful, so by that logic he’d survive.
Really Johnny take advantage of Utah’s lax gun laws and shoot yourself. Or get a Mormon to do it for you.
As I said, nothing good has ever come out of Utah.
I do,
every time I try to figure out what kind of person would post as you do.
You seem to have had no problem finding either the caps lock or the shift key, so you obviously can’t spell Douglas properly spaztard.
PS you obviously aren’t happy,
so which one are you?
Does it ever piss you off that your twin brother:
got all the brains
isn’t all cripped up
got all the personality
and all he had to do was bugger you whilst gestating?
I think it is a noble act of his brother to become a practicing homosexual rather than potentially inflict another human being and the Earth itself with the nightmare that is Toby’s DNA.
Yes, a nightmare because MY progeny would use the fruit of anything douglas raped to pack jellybabies in exchange for a tarpaulin to sleep under.
I find it funny that Toby thinks that Johnny Utah is from Utah.
Looking forward to seeing you at the Sydney TD Toby (or are you all talk?)
You will reconsider this thought when they role him in like this …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UYmpwLMok0
No, I lack a knowledge of history art and architecture outside of some fairly basic knowledge on Australian variants on it.
Oh and I’m a fucking DREADFUL cook.
You’d think that after all these years you would have learned to control your gag reflex.
Yeah, but when my twin raves on about this or that “hot” guy, I feel the urge to purge rise. Who wouldn’t? (Women of the appropriate inclination excluded)
I have a nickname for my penis too only I don’t call him “my twin”.
I call him hurkalees.
Um, Yes but how can your penis live several thousand kilometres away, pass a Law degree with Honours and speak six languages?
If it CAN, then it’s no twin, but it would literally be best to let your little head do the thinking for you!
It’s detachable and it has it’s own passport.
I saw it just 30 minutes ago (small, veiny, wearing a tie with pink triangles on it right?).
No, that was my kitchen wisk.