Best country to become a male escort/prostitute?

Of all the things I’m guilty of, homosexuality isn’t one of them syberia.

Homosexuality makes me want to vomit like a cat that’s eaten too much lawngrass.

Homophobia^^ Ban plz!

I assume this (vv) makes you sick then? Good, good:

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!! I’m deadly serious!

None of you unpatriotic bastards mentioned AMERICA! THE BEST COUNTRY FOR ANYTHING!

…for shame.

Edit: and you have very good taste in photography syberia.

Nah that passes. I’m just not going to cater to Johnny’s off-colour fantasies.

But it’s your twin brother so I am quite certain you pass off sucking his cock or letting him roger you as nothing more then masturbation.

So how come your twin wasn’t deformed like you Toby? Did he get the best of everything and special treatment even in the womb?

Toby injured himself in utero while performing oddly positioned sex acts on his twin brother.

But that’s not gay.

Since it is his twin, we have established it is no different then masturbating.

You’re “deformed” douglas, you obese Scottish salad dodger.
And NO I CAN’T HELP YOU WITH MAN SECS UTAH!

(Also you’ve named yourself after the worst state in the US. Even Wyoming has Annie Proulx.)

Please post proof of personal experience in Utah (the state), or ban plz!

:thefinger

I don’t want your help with “MAN SECS”.
I have no interest in it.
Nor do you, I presume as I think you are able to rationalize it away as it is your twin so it isn’t more then simple masturbartion.

See you ARE interested in male twins having sex with each other! :XXbirdman

See you do admit you have sex with your twin brother.

No, I wasn’t admitting to it; I was pointing out your obssession with it over the last few pages.

Googoobbling faggot.

So you are saying your twin brother is the sexual aggressor then.

Re: Toby’s twin brother,

Think Normans mom in ‘Psyco’

FFF- think button punching monkey with a flaccid gut and 0 general knowledge.

Just think, Toby, if he weren’t your brother you could get married in California.

Just keep it together until Mississippi allows gay marriage as they already allow “kinfolk” to get married.

Well Utah allows “plural” marriage.

Now PLEASE stop having sexual fantasies about me. It’s creepy; don’t get me wrong it’s creepy when some chicks do it, but ghey men much more so.

We have a fag and an “Old Bastard” (as per Ben Folds Five) posting. Sums up Americunts nicely.

So words on a computer screen are more creepy then you having relations with your twin brother?
You are an odd one.