Ahem,
Because I can’t believe nobody’s done it yet,
^had her
I’d do her if she shaved her mustache.
^^
iz her.
Start off at the local country club teaching women’s self defense to MILFs. Show a lot of technique from the guard and mount positions. Tell you’re clients you also do private lessons in the comfort of their homes and also offer other services like personal training and massage. Learn to play tennis if you don’t already. Happy cougar hunting.
Dude, big girls need love too.
Okay, it’s not my fault you’re not funny.
But they gotta pay.
Edit: v(has to pay)v
My eyes are bleeding.
I wasn’t attempting funny, Toby.
I’m genuinely trying to empathise with your situation, mmmkay?
I’m trying to put myself in you shoes - or workboots, well-worn workboots - and piecing the details together… the mannish body-builder with the 4" clit, the idolising your twin brother- your posts revealing probably more than you’d like.
And of course, your continual insistence that you like women.
Toby, I notice it took you a long time to reply to my original post, but then, the Liquor Loot and Laddies thread is very long…
OH! You think I’m a homosexual! No, you’ll really have to ask my twin about manlove. He is T3H GH3Y after all.
As for my bodybuilder friend, my money is on her in a minimal rules bout.
I wear the workboots because they’re comfortable and give more support than ordinary shoes. Technically you’re implying that millions of builders and tradespeople are fags too.
AAH the Intraweb…
As an aside, one of my support workers got back from helping on archaeological digs in the British Isles and advises me to stay away at all times due to the violent and foul nature of the inhabitants. Another 300 years and it’ll be underwater so I’m booking my cryonics ticket at the very least.
Actually if you wear workboots and you don’t work it’s like dressing up, you know like pretending to be a cop, A construction worker, a cowboy, an indian or a biker.
LOL. Sometimes, Tobes, you really are quite the limit!
As for my bodybuilder friend, my money is on her in a minimal rules bout.
How much would it cost to send you there and have her maul you? I assume they send people like you by freight?
I wear the workboots because they’re comfortable and give more support than ordinary shoes.
Support? You mean you’ve got “Come on Toby!” written on them?
Technically you’re implying that millions of builders and tradespeople are fags too.
Technically, I wasn’t, but I imagine there are millions of gay builders, joiners, plumber, gardeners and decorators. When I say imagine, I don’t mean I run a scented bath and luxuriate in my fantasies. I don’t mean that at all.
As an aside, one of my support workers got back from helping on archaeological digs in the British Isles and advises me to stay away at all times due to the violent and foul nature of the inhabitants. Another 300 years and it’ll be underwater so I’m booking my cryonics ticket at the very least.
I paid him to tell you to stay away. We’re not actually allowed to put “no lunatics” at arrivals in our airports, but that’s what we mean.
By freight? No. 94kg is WAY over Australia Post’s limit.
“Support” refers to the non-slip nature and general utility.
Lastly, all the fucking loonies are in Britiain. In the event that global warming takes LESS than 300 years to sink the Isles, I’m sending out a lifeboat for Lenny Henry, Mat Fraser, The “Viz” magazine team, Alexi Seyles, Ziv Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais. And getting a council wife to sit on your head so you drown.
Thanks, I pay good money for that usually.
Geeze man! RIPPED OFF!
Honestly, I know a lot of English women have bad teeth and bad dispositions much like the males, but save your pounds for something decent. Like a vindaloo.
So that’s how it works.
You figure since he is sucking your dick, that make you not gay.
As for my bodybuilder friend, my money is on her in a minimal rules bout.
No your money is on the nightstand, so “she” may take it and leave the strapon in its place when “she” is through with you.
I wear the workboots because they’re comfortable and give more support than ordinary shoes. Technically you’re implying that millions of builders and tradespeople are fags too.
Only if their twin brother sucks them off and they get rogered by a “musclefemme” with a strap-on.
AAH the Intraweb…
Without it, you never would have found your “musclefemme”
As an aside, one of my support workers got back from helping on archaeological digs in the British Isles and advises me to stay away at all times due to the violent and foul nature of the inhabitants. Another 300 years and it’ll be underwater so I’m booking my cryonics ticket at the very least.
Please book passage to British Isles in 299.9 years.
haha
he’s fat too
toby i drew you
get it? because you’re a cripple
Your gimmick is neither accurate, witty nor informative. “Child prodigy” my arse.
I put on weight through eating and exercising. And walking frames make excellent bludgeons, as a burglar who attacked a 102 year old New Zealand man found out the hard way.
Cripple? Sure, I’ll leave the shit beaten out of you MEGA. I think I speak for the majority of the board.