Best country to become a male escort/prostitute?

[MEGALEF]

Take your fancy camera talk elsewhere. This thread is about the maximizing the value of my handsomeness.:icon_cycl:eng101:

[M.C]

So you have no idea about photography but you doubt me? Yeah that is how it works.

The term DSLR is very common so I did not expect to explain it. And since you doubted me I expected that you would know what you are talking about.
To help you out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dslr <– it is a type of camera mostly used by (semi) professionals

PS: yo are a son of a bitch

Edit: I find it amusing how you question my experience and all but neither Qchan nor you know anything about what is going on in the business.

[The_Question]

@f4n4n

So you have no idea about photography but you doubt me? Yeah that is how it works.

The term DSLR is very common so I did not expect to explain it. And since you doubted me I expected that you would know what you are talking about.
To help you out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dslr <– it is a type of camera mostly used by (semi) professionals

PS: yo are a son of a bitch

Of course, everyone knows what DSLR stands for. Now you need to GTFOTIYSM. Oh, sorry, that means Get The Fuck Off The Internet You Stupid Motherfucker. It’s a technical abbreviation, you see.

[Frank_White]

@MEGALEF

Take your fancy camera talk elsewhere. This thread is about the maximizing the value of my handsomeness.:icon_cycl:eng101:

Listen here, you little he-bitch, you want to be a man-ho, you’re going to need a good Sir-madam.

Pretty-boys are a dime a dozen, what you need to work on is your game, your conversation. Sure, you might have to start off working for change at peep show glory holes, but you might work your way up to convalescent homes, if you work that mangina right. And remember, man-hos choose he-bitch-pimps.

[The_Question]

@Frank White

Listen here, you little he-bitch, you want to be a man-ho, you’re going to need a good Sir-madam.

Pretty-boys are a dime a dozen, what you need to work on is your game, your conversation. Sure, you might have to start off working for change at peep show glory holes, but you might work your way up to convalescent homes, if you work that mangina right. And remember, man-hos choose he-bitch-pimps.

You might have to he-bitch man-slap him. Technically speaking.

[BudoMonkey]

-SLAPS MEGALEF-

Now where the fuck is my money?!

[Frank_White]

@BudoMonkey

-SLAPS MEGALEF-

Now where the fuck is my money?!

hits BudoMonkey with gold cane

Your man-bitch chose me, now we can do this like gentlebitches, or we can get into some girlscout-type shyeeit.

[Snake_Plissken]

@Frank White

Listen here, you little he-bitch, you want to be a man-ho, you’re going to need a good Sir-madam.

Pretty-boys are a dime a dozen, what you need to work on is your game, your conversation. Sure, you might have to start off working for change at peep show glory holes, but you might work your way up to convalescent homes, if you work that mangina right. And remember, man-hos choose he-bitch-pimps.

Did this work for moose?

[Frank_White]

@Johnny Utah

Did this work for moose?

Moose changed his name to Missy, moved to hawaii and married a he-pimp named Fillmo Fatass, and became a trance music DJ.

[BudoMonkey]

@Frank White

hits BudoMonkey with gold cane

Your man-bitch chose me, now we can do this like gentlebitches, or we can get into some girlscout-type shyeeit.

-runs off to peddle thin mints in front of a publix in an effort to raise more money so he can outbid frank white-

You’re going down, motherfucker.

[sochin101]

Lebell just phoned me to invite Megalef to Holland. He doesn’t know how much the rest of holland will pay, but he’s willing to go a bong and a blintz, or a pipe and a pancake.

[alex]

Is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!?!

[Adouglasmhor]

@MEGALEF

This post is about 5% serious.
So a guy at my BJJ club and I were talking about manly things such as warfare using robots and tiny flying electronic bugs. How much the world is changing towards electronic everything and that prostitution might be the only profession to remain relatively unchanged.

I mentioned that a year ago, a vietnamese exchange student proposed to me that I should come with her to Vietnam to work at a brothel she knew there. She said I could probably make some good money in that profession with my ‘exotic’ swedish looks.

The guy I was talking to has spent many years in China and other parts of asia and told me that the views on prostitution were often very different there and less looked down upon.
Maybe going to asia to work as an escort is a good way to get some life experience.
:car3:
Where should one go in that case? How would one be treated?:XXreindee

Johannes you were born to service the hen parties of Belfast in their pink hired stretch limos and you know it.

[maofas]

The Bahamas. It’s common for older, wealthy women from the U.S. to go down there to pick up buff young local guys (who, knowing this, hang around near the upscale resorts) as rent-a-boyfriends. Your competition is pretty fierce from what I’ve seen though, so better get to a gym asap!

[Toby_Christensen]

If our dollar is strong against the kroner, then you could try selling your blurter in Fortitude Valley. Just watch out for junkies, undercover cops and dodgy Chinese restaurants. And you’ll need to have steel psyche to be copping sweaty cock in the back of a Landcruiser at 12:00am. But other than that you’ll be fine. Promise.

[sochin101]

@Toby Christensen

And you’ll need to have steel psyche to be copping sweaty cock in the back of a Landcruiser at 12:00am. But other than that you’ll be fine. Promise.

Finally, a subject you can post on with first hand experience.

[Toby_Christensen]

No, but reading sensationalist articles in newspapers helps a lot.

You actually SPOKE to Lebell?! He’s got possibly the worst grasp of English and general knowledge of anyone I ever met! I imagine him as like Gene Lebell, only with an overhanging brow and broken yellowing bridgework.

P.S. Sorry to disappoint you, I’m sure you can find some gritty dirtboxes to insert your withered English manhood into though.

[sochin101]

You actually SPOKE to Lebell?! He’s got possibly the worst grasp of English and general knowledge of anyone I ever met! I imagine him as like Gene Lebell, only with an overhanging brow and broken yellowing bridgework
He’s Dutch… give him a break.

P.S. Sorry to disappoint you, I’m sure you can find some gritty dirtboxes to insert your withered English manhood into though.

Man, you’re just all about the dick, aren’t you?
Look, I’m not gonna trot out the tired old “not that there’s anything wrong with that” cliche. You choose what you choose, but all this? This incessant running up to the brink of “HEY FORUM I LOVE THE COCK” and then tiptoeing back from that line of liberation in your uncanny, yet usual manner?
That’s the kinda stuff that will kill you, man.
You’ll get a aneurysm with all the unfulfilled rage-slash-desire.

Tobes, I say this in all seriousness and as candidly as I am able through this restricted medium: Let it out. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.

[Ajamil]

@maofas

The Bahamas. It’s common for older, wealthy women from the U.S. to go down there to pick up buff young local guys (who, knowing this, hang around near the upscale resorts) as rent-a-boyfriends. Your competition is pretty fierce from what I’ve seen though, so better get to a gym asap!

Africa seems to have a lot of this going on as well, but the old women there seem to prefer darker skin (which is probably why they do it in Africa, huh?).

[Snake_Plissken]

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