Henry Rollins.
If you could pick anyone to be your high school guidance counselor, who would it be?
I know who I’d choose: Henry Rollins.
Why?
Because Fuck You, that’s why.
Denis Leary
“Happiness comes in small doses folks. It’s a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You come, you smoke the butt you eat the cookie you go to sleep wake up and go back to fucking work the next morning, THAT’S IT! End of fucking list!”
Want to know something sick? My guidance counselor started dating one of my classmates after he graduated. I think it was about a 10 year age gap.
I’d be down for that, but he cribbed a ton of his material off a much better comedian; Bill Hicks.