Austin Sparbecue 2020 Planning Thread

Throwdown
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Yo. Let’s get this shin-dig, hoot-nanny, donnybrook, started.

What we need:

  • A date (Memorial day weekend? Early summer?)
  • A venue for the punchy-kicky-chokey stuff
  • or... some mats we can put in my foyer and everyone pinky promises not to break my fuckin' house.
  • Booze and meat
  • Someone that doesn't routinely burn things to operate the grill
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I can bring some meats, some booze, and work the grill.

I also have an excess of gis and some other training gear, like gloves, wraps, various types of helmets, if somebody wants to borrow a mouthguard I can accomodate.

Also I have amps and really big speakers.

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I will be there.

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I could probably make this. I can help with grill duties and still have some gear to pass around.

Alas, I no longer have a gi but know someone down there that has extras (eye on you sub). I have maybe 1/2 a good lung so will tap early and often (like at first butt drag).

Can mix drinks (Bourbon on the rocks and Bloody Marias).

Maybe still have some foam pads. Only 30+ years old. Probably harder than my ex’s heart God bless her departed hateful soul.

Anybody want to put me up for the trip? Mom did her best to raise a gentleman so I know I can fake it.

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To add-

Just brought home maybe 100lbs of father in-law’s ranch raised beef. He’d be tickled if y’all had some. Seriously.

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I’ll put you up if no one else does.

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I’d go just for the opportunity to smack a few of you in the face with raw bacon.

I haven’t been to Texas since 2003. Only time I’ve ever had my car searched by state police, and they were super friendly about it too.

Made it to Amarillo before sunset.

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That’s not how the song goes.

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It’d be a lot cooler if it did.

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Definitely looking forward to this. I’ll help in whatever capacity I can.

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I say memorial day weekend. We can also practice underwater boxing in lake Travis. 40lbs weights, see who lasts longer than Wilder.

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We can rent a party boat in Volente. Just need some mats. Bullshido Surf & Sparbecue.

$20 each if we plan it right:
https://www.beachfrontboats.com/prices

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I’m down. More majestic than drowning in Neal’s pool.

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But we could pee in Neal’s pool.

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Pretty sure the toddler already beat us to it.

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i was thinking this and rejected the idea. Cause Neal was there first. Dirty dog marking one’s territory.

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Well he is named after an alleged terrorist.

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That song can’t be any cooler.

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We’ll see,

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Won’t we? X months into COVID19 and the only throwdown action I can get is from Phrost’s and Lowtax’s Facebook trolls.

Texas isn’t doing so well, Missouri…I don’t have the heart to post that curve. No Throwdowns in your timeline.

Even Jersey isn’t safe yet. The beach wrestlers (e.g., Holy Moment) are one-man super spreaders.