I had the strangest night ever. So there I am, extremely well dressed in producer khakis, a fitted linen shirt, sexy dress shoes, and a very nice sweater/jacket thing from express at the bar, and the only women that hit on me the entire night are women 40+ in years. This situation baffles the fuck out of me, but also is pretty amusing in its uniqueness. This has never happened before. I was completely cock blocked the entire night at the bar by four different women old enough to be my mother, if not grandmother. I honestly thought I was lookin’ really sharp, and I completely struck out.
Except with geezers.
Focus: Tell funny stories about a similar situation, or really anytime your expectations were juxtaposed with reality. As long as it involves liquor, loot, or ladies.
The only thing similar I had was this “woman” (mid thirties, looks some what okay) who was hitting on me as if the last day was near and she wanted to get laid for one last time. I wasn’t at the party for more than 2 minutes, didn’t even made my way to the freezer to get a vodka and she started out with how good I was looking (I wasn’t that day, the only thing that stuck out was my tight shirt) and how well trained I’d look.
Since I am a polite person I engaged into a conversation with her (big mistake!). It turned out besides her and me resembling humans, we had nothing in common. She was against drinking (claimed to never been drunk in her life), she was into horrible music (from my point of view) and what not. Luckily I had my best friend with me who spotted the situation and started a save and rescue mission, which he had to repeat three more times during the evening since when ever I was starting to have fun and talk with some nice girls this woman came and super cock blocked me.
Worst party ever in NYC!
After the 4th time of being rescued we decided to leave the party, go home get drunk and get ready for hour Xmas party trip the next day.
I suspect your location had something to do with your experience. Perhaps the young ones thought you looked like you just came from church or something. Do you think you would have had a different experience if you had been in a more populated area.
Note: I have no idea of your current duty station, but I seem to vaguely recall you were in a somewhat rural area last time I checked.
I’m at Benning. Usually the issue is keeping military wives from dragging us into the bathroom. It’s always something.
The 30-40 year old crowd there is pretty wild, but these gals were much, much older than that. So this was a little new to me, but still hilarious. I didn’t even get to talk to people I knew because these really rough looking older women wouldn’t leave me alone.
The last time I traveled Amtrak, A Korean woman who must’ve been at least ten years my senior gave me her number. After debating whether or not to call her when I returned to Ann Arbor, I cunningly left said number in Kalamazoo, thus solving my dilemma for me.
I’m with Munacra on this one guys. Cougars make for some awesome sexytime. That and the next morning they can hook you up with the senior discount at Denny’s.
The same happened to me a lot when I was in my early 20s, and then again in my early 30’s. I would have enjoyed the situation if I had been swarmed by hot cougars, but it was usually ugly mummies
For me its usually when i’m working at the bar or if i go to the pub on a saturday night (band night). Not older women, but men. Like fourties and fifties guys will ask for a dance or ask if i want a drink. Its kinda creepy so i say no, but i take it as a compliment.
When i’m working its the regular guys who have nothing better than to sit at the bar and play the pokies and express how nice we all (the bartender girls) look.
