Am I training too hard?

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So I have been going to Jitz each day for 2 hours straight for about 3 weeks now. Stepping it up from my normal monday wednesday friday rutine. Its been great for conditioning and cardio. But last night I ran into a problem, or more of an alarming feeling…

So there is this lady friend who likes to come over from time to time and “work some aggression out”. I have known here for damn near 10 years. Well we get into it, and do the pre game warm up stuff. Then its time for the main event right… well she is on top (she loves to be in control, which is fine since she is smokin hot). She started to go down on me, and had one arm around my waste, and one under my leg… The first thing that shot through my head was triangle choke? It kinda startled me seeing as I am having sex and better focus on her! So we go at it more and she goes from reverse cowgirl to cowgirl… Again, all I see is her in mount and it gets me thinking… then I am in some wierd ass position with one of her legs on my shoulder and the other on the bed… and I start thinking about passing? What the freaking fuck is wrong with me? Sorry for the details, but it was enough that after we were done, she asked if anything was on my mind…

Having known this girl for forever, I was straight up with her. She kinda laughed a little and said, well are they positions we could work in? LOL wtf? As cool as that is for her to think of BJJ and sex as one… I would hate to “cross train” in one and do it in the other, if you know what I mean… Anyway, it was funny enough for me to share with you. I know it most likely makes me a spaz… but there ya have it.

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Only in guard and only for procreation! :biblethum

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I just had to teach my GF ukemi because I got sick of her posting her arm off a double leg.

Its better to eat pussy in side control than a high guard.

I teach women Jiu Jitsu because I believe in womans self defense.

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LOL I TOTALLY HAD SEX WITH A HOT GIRL TOO RARFL RARFLE FUCK IM COOL

did you crack her in the shitter?

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I think of wrestling w/ guys when I am fucking chicks too. That’s totally normal.

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Oil check wrestling is the anti reverse cowgirl defense! also practice you’re sweeps!

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Wins the thread.

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I’m still trying to figure out what the hell you guys are doing with the waste. That could get a little nasty. Not that I’m judging, but.

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Stop calling it Jitz faggot.

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didn’t mean to shorten it up… sorry from now on it will be Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and nothing else! Wouldn’t want to be called a faggot twice! especialy by someone who goes to comic conventions.:homo:

AMAZAZING POST!

Well i was thinking about her, but how ever you get down is your own deal… and I’m not one to judge or anything. :gaygay:

so now that I got all these super duper comments, from guys who seemingly hate you based on post count… how do I join the super club of coolness… when to I get my shnazzy decoder ring!

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http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?name=Content&file=viewarticle&id=6

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Gotta be especially careful in North-South…

Maybe this should be cross-checked with the sexual Kung Fu thread?

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For the record, ground fighting has legitimately helped with my transitions.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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you mean your transition from straight to homogay sex?

rimshot

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read nothing. i say: no.

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see… something to avoid!

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  1. I go to comic conventions because I’m an artist and I like to enjoy art and the super ultra geeky feeling I get while I’m there. Most of the people on this website are massive comic nerds. Watch what you say, faggot.

  2. It’s not your post count that matters, it’s how much of a faggot you are that matters.

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Chizilds—what exactly were you expecting when you made the decision to start this thread?

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I would say yeah, you are training too much.

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you know, you have a point…