Am I dumb?

I mean other than hunger and crying, I’ve never really seen them show anything else.

Perhaps Lily can come in here and enlighten us with her oh-so-snippy remarks and quirky one-liners that only minutely reference internet memes.

They do, but those feelings are immediatley squelched by shoving ice cream into their faces, buying hallmark cards for themselves, and wearing sweaters from The Quacker Factory on QVC.

not when you are banging them, tiger.

You are so cute and emo online when you get rejected .

What happened ? Did she break your heart and your leg when she left ?

DON’T WORRY DUDE. THERE’S ENOUGH OF HER TO LOVE.

GET IT?

SHE’S FAT.

BUT HEY IT’S WHAT’S ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS RIGHT?

True story:

We have a cat at my friend’s house who is a fat stupid cunt. Whenever she gets upset or if my BFF and I do something to mess with her, i.e. put a sock over her head or chase her around, she’ll run to the food bowl and eat while crying and moaning about it.

Looks like being a fat whore goes across all species.

Metaphorically or literally… where are you trying to take this?

L O L

I think big girls CAN BE rather attractive if they have CURVES.

i need to get a “no fat chicks” printed on the back of my PT shirt
wonder how well that would go down walking around the gym

HAHAHAH

Fatties are reminders of everything I don’t want to be.

i think that what a fat girl feels is magnified due to large amounts of liquid (in this case, fat) in their systems.

kinda like the doppler method.

does this make sense?

I know a fat dude who captains a tug boat with “Must be less than 150lbs to ride this ride” tattooed across his beer belly in old english .

His wife is about twice the weight allowance listed .

Maybe it is an old tattoo and he didn’t want to have it changed ever year?!

No I was there when he got it , about 6 or 7 months ago .

His wife was next door at Pool Tyme drunk as a skunk , hitting on all the drunk unattached men . I got to meet her when she stumbled in looking for him . He had told her he was gonna get her name over his heart , after 3 hours of waiting she got curious .

why don’t you cast a Hmong Shaman spell over her forcing her to lose weight?

Like a non-Gypsy version of “Thinner”

Still waiting on lily.

You really think that she’s going to want to show up here just to have you call her a cow every way you can dream up?

Sirc you need another hobby.

Is it just me or does it come off strange that sirc pretends to have a girl and on the other hand he is spending time here insulting girls from the other side of the globe. When I have a girl over I have other things to do than posting on the interwebs…