Apparently Al Qaida has not meditated long enough to understand the subtle mysteries of the secret art of M249.
They should have watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and realized that only a man who meditates a lot and who is righteous and nurturing in spirit is capable of truly executing M249. It dosen’t matter if you steal the wudang manual because you won’t be able to have t3h r34l M249.
Alternately, this might prove that M249 dosen’t work in t3h str33t, because if someone has a concealed blade you’ll grab the barrel when it’s hot.
BAGHDAD, Iraq Newly released video of the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq shows Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (AH’-boo MOO’-sahb ahl-zahr-KOW’-ee) decked out in American tennis shoes and fumbling with a machine gun.
The U-S military command says the footage was found during a series of raids in April on purported terror cell safe houses southwest of Baghdad.
Major General Rick Lynch says al-Zarqawi chose not to show the world this piece of video in which he’s wearing “his New Balance tennis shoes,” and in which his associates “do things like grab the hot barrel of the machine gun and burn themselves.”
In the version that appeared on the Internet last month, al-Zarqawi swore allegiance to Osama bin Laden and said any government formed in Iraq would be just a “stooge.”
The U-S military says 161 leaders of al-Qaida in Iraq have been killed or captured since January.
1 in every household. Moniter your family carefully, and report any suspicious behaviour to High Command. Remember, the enemies of liberty are everywhere.
I’ve heard al qaida terrorist’s really appreciate it when you bury their corpses with unused pig parts and stuff pages from the quran up their rectum. ALLLAH ACKBAR!
Or we could treat our enemies’ bodies with respect and not cause a major international incident. Since that would be counterproductive to the goals of peace and stability in the Middle East and all.
Or we could treat our enemies’ bodies with respect and not cause a major international incident. Since that would be counterproductive to the goals of peace and stability in the Middle East and all. Just a thought.
Respect in accordance with their terrorist acts. Want scare the insurgency? Well, that’s how you do it. They won’t be so eager to die if you make it clear how their body will be defiled if it remains intact. You can’t beat an insurgency by playing by conventional rules. Do you know why it’s difficult to get an accounting of the enemy kills on the battlefield? It’s because muslims bury the body as quickly as is possible. They’re pretty sensitive in that regard and all the more reason to use it against them. They’ve got no problem hanging ours from bridges or dragging them through streets.
Since that would be counterproductive to the goals of peace and stability in the Middle East and all. Just a thought.
Here’s something else for you to ponder, can you share with us when there has ever been peace and stability in the middle east within the last century?
You won’t just “scare the insurgency.” You will also aggravate just about every religious person in the middle east. This will help the insurgency in recruiting more people to their cause.
Anyway, I thought you were supposed to “win the hearts and minds” of the Iraqis?
you can defiled some bodies and scared some of the people, but be sure that you’re gonna piss off more people and give them a reason to keep hating us, and that mentallity have not work pretty good as of lately.
I think that thing about ‘Black’ Jack Pershing was debunked. He wasn’t the kind of man to stoop to those kinds of tactics, although it’s totally fucking cool.
How nice, the fact that some Israelis feel that having pig buses helps deter terrorism really proves your point. It’s not as if Israel has any terrorist problems after all, the pig parts in buses really works well.
And fuck you and your Pershing. I’m tired of people sucking his mummified dick as if it proves anything about fighting modern insurgencies. Different time, different place, different people and no world wide press to cover what he did. You try doing something like that today. Press will be on the spot, and this time, Muslim insurgents actually do read newspapers worldwide. Go on, see how peaceful the middle east will be afterwards.
US army adopting these methods would certainly cause the Iraqi people to stand up on their own. Against the Americans.
Your plan to aid the kurds is less than brainy as well. Kurds are the 3rd most despised people on the planet after Jews and Gypsies. A US backed Kurdish state would be New Israel and be at constant war with everyone, most of all the Turks, who are one of the few “allies” the US has in the region.
You’re right. The means justify the ends. Especially when they make things worse and allow you to wave your e-dick around. Let’s not try to be better than our enemy. If you think the Muslims that we’re supposedly trying to help to create a nation will appreciate this, you are stupid. Scaring insurgencies without pissing every last Muslim on the planet off is completely out of the question, right?
So it’s okay for us to make it worse? This is the stupidest fucking thing you have ever said, save perhaps trying to tell Rangers what it’s like to be a Ranger. If peace and stability in the middle east are impossible tasks, then lets pack the fuck up and go home. But as long as we’re there, how about we at least pretend like we are trying to achieve the objectives we set out to achieve in the first place?