Assuming you are in relitive good shape, walk around in little clothing.
Shorts and no shirt. Girls always are attracted to me when I do that.
When I walk around in jeans and a jacket I don’t get a second look.
But when I walk around half naked, a few have looked at me like they want to fuck me.
That’s what attracts girls.
Now if you are skinny or a fat ass, that won’t work.
You got to be in shape.
Girls are all about the body, as far as physical attraction go’s.
That’s what I have learned.
I find tight tshirts and jeans work for me.
In other news, kill yourself in a slow and painful manner.
[quote=sandbag2;2283659]Assuming you are in relitive good shape, walk around in little clothing.
Shorts and no shirt. Girls always are attracted to me when I do that.
When I walk around in jeans and a jacket I don’t get a second look.
But when I walk around half naked, a few have looked at me like they want to fuck me.
That’s what attracts girls.
Now if you are skinny or a fat ass, that won’t work.
You got to be in shape.
Girls are all about the body, as far as physical attraction go’s.
That’s what I have learned.[/quote]
Have you been tested for blood borne pathogens?
[quote=sandbag2;2283659]Assuming you are in relitive good shape, walk around in little clothing.
Shorts and no shirt. Girls always are attracted to me when I do that.
When I walk around in jeans and a jacket I don’t get a second look.
But when I walk around half naked, a few have looked at me like they want to fuck me.
That’s what attracts girls.
Now if you are skinny or a fat ass, that won’t work.
You got to be in shape.
Girls are all about the body, as far as physical attraction go’s.
That’s what I have learned.[/quote]
Way to go there Cabana boy
I find simply beating them around the face with my vanilla scented wang to be a far more direct and effective aphrodisiac. It also has the added benefit of being easily implemented in almost all weather conditions and not just within the equatorial, sun scorched paradise upon which your retarded posturing relies.
Gold plate your balls, encrust them with diamonds, and dip them in Swiss chocolate. Bam, instant attraction.
When all else fails, there’s date rape. Now plz, go parade shirtless somewhere with a lot of flying shrapnel, thanx.
Only the best for the ambassadors reception.
“with these jewel encrusted bollocks you are really spoiling us”
My physique is godlike, but it’s currently -8 over here, so I’d be courting hypothermia on the off chance of getting some…
I thought it was funny.
Do you bring animal traps to stop them when you start talking?
When I walk around in jeans and a jacket I don’t get a second look.
Do you routinely receive paper bags with eye cut outs for Christmas and birthdays?
But when I walk around half naked, a few have looked at me…
That’s impressive… If you live in a town with four women.
That’s what attracts girls.
Now if you are skinny or a fat ass, that won’t work.
You’ve got to be in shape.
I sense a Rex Kwan Do sales pitch coming: You got to be in shape! And that’s what Rex delivers…
That’s what I have learned.
And your cousins wouldn’t steer you wrong?
What if I’m in shape but I’m skinny?
Two words: Muscle. Shirt.