A Lesson in Effective Bouncer Tactics

  • [b]Step 1: Be a world-champion kickboxer.

    Step 2: Have everyone’s phone number.[/b]

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Michael Kuhr has been my role model for bouncing for years. He is a class act.

“Let us speak boldly as men do.”

A Lesson in Effective Bouncer Tactics

That dude inspired me to continue with kickboxing when I was a n00b and frustrated about being smaller than average.

All-around class act.

A Lesson in Effective Bouncer Tactics

Wow. Kuhr has reserves of cool I could only dream of having.

That is solid gold! What a way to handle a problem and make it hilarious at the same time. Genius.

A Lesson in Effective Bouncer Tactics

That was great.

“You can’t fuck me…because I am a hetero”.

Love the added laugh track.

A Lesson in Effective Bouncer Tactics

Sometimes direct translation makes things a lot funnier…I wasnt sure if that was a laugh track, I just thought that is how europeans laughed when they are all together.

A Lesson in Effective Bouncer Tactics

funny

A good example of how to be authoritive without being a dick.

That is a perfect example of how a bouncer should conduct themselves. Most guys starting trouble need to be talked down instead of beat down.

A Lesson in Effective Bouncer Tactics

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A Lesson in Effective Bouncer Tactics

This guy was excellent he stayed calm the entire time.

I did a biker bar a while back and got a very similar effect. Everybody was suddenly very polite.

You did a biker bar?

Whore.

Yeah I will bend over for whoever pays.

Like the old question.

How do you become a bouncer?

Fail at everything else.