Question for Sam Browning: Is a contract with a clause the person has to kill themselves legally binding under the laws of the State of New York and/or California?
Don’t forget Sirc, it’s $48,850. You still need to come up the the $150 balance.
Just to clarify something - you were writing a creative persuasive essay for an Economics class? I’m not understanding this assignment…
And Tom, you’re a dear and all, but check your math.
We had to “invest” it, but apparently I wasn’t aware that writing about investing it into a sort of money market was against the rules. Economics isn’t about money, it’s about making choices. As such, if I were so inclined, $50k in hookers and blow would be a wonderful choice if you decided it was the last thing you wanted to do.
LOL
$48,850 + 150 = $49,000.
Also, who said I would die? You don’t know that I would die.
Actually, you said you would die.
(emphasis mine)
I said if you could guarantee 100% that would be the actual outcome, I would give you the money.
The $1000 is a hold back to cover your burial costs. I’m not heartless; I don’t want to see your body end up in a trash can behind the crack house you held your blow-fest in.
Are you starting to ‘pull a Rudy’ on our deal?
No way, bring on the $50,000 and I’ll snort my way to heaven.
An interesting dilemma.
Sirc has agreed to kill himself for a flat fee. I just so happen to have within my means an ability to pay it. However, I cannot as of yet find a jurisdiction where such a contract is enforceable and/or one where I would not be prosecuted for manslaughter if he did actually fulfill his obligations under the agreed terms. Additionally, there does not appear to be a way to avoid a charge of premeditated murder if I needed to invoke and exercise any of the remedial clauses in the contract to ensure he lives up to his end of the bargain.
Oh well. Such is life … or death.
On a related note, I see no reason how rich people ever become bored.
Throw in the contract that neither I nor any parties I am involved with have the ability to charge you for manslaughter or anything and I think we’ll be good to go.
$50,000 worth of Hookers and blow… shit, I’d love to die like that. I would be “The guy who died from 50 grand worth of Hookers and Blow.” I’d be legendary.
Are you really that ignorant of the law?
The fun for me is determining whether you can kill yourself legally for a flat fee paid by someone else. Disregarding the law, the going rate in your area for a different type of ‘contract’ for someone like you is about 2-3 grand. I could save a bundle, but where’s the fun in that?
Doctor Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy would like to take this opportunity to remind the honored sir that for some - respected, mature gentlemen of taste, breeding and means, for example - the cheap, adolescent spark of “fun” has happily been surplanted by the enduring satusfaction of a job well done.
In the near future, with this kind reminder fresh in the mind, I trust you’ll conduct your affairs accordingly.
Harumph.
Holy crap, I love your name.
In a similar vein:
I WOULD USE THE 50,000 TO
PAY TO GO TO A COLLEGE WHICH
DOESNT SET SHITTY ESSAY QUESTIONS.
THE END.
My answers better because it has a clear introduction, middle and end. In addition, it’s longer than Alex’s answer so it doesn’t look like your just writting big to fill space.
In addition to that, I’ve included several gramatical errors so it looks like you haven’t just copied it off some internet site. If Tom gives you $49,850 I want half of it for this.
What do you want me to do? Kill him?
If you want me to kill him, I’ll kill him. I don’t have to kill him, but I’d like to kill him. I killed ggboxer and polishillusion. Another killing or two won’t make any difference. It would make me happy. I’d like to kill them both. I think it would be better if I killed them both.
Well, let me kill just one, then. Whichever one you want.
All right. I’ll wait. But the minute you say kill them, I’ll kill them. I’d love to kill them. It would give me immense pleasure.
I know you told me to wait, but it was so easy. It was only one of them. It was really good. I’m good now. I left this one.
Edit: Actually, the most amusing part about this thread is the number of people sending me messages on ideas as to how to do Sirc properly.
Please, Tom, share with the group…
lol, gung fu tee hee.
Do it. Do it.
I need no deals on cocaine, sir. I live in an area where Mexicans run rampant, I’m sure I can find it easily.
Secondly, ballet is for fags. Faggot.
Sirc,
I’m not gay. But I can learn.
- "TK stops M-JS diarrhea; becomes bullshido legend; M-JS soon forgotten in statistics" ---- front page material :D
- pictures and video or it never happened
And, more various lyrics from which to draw inspiration, most notably from Jim Carroll’s “People who Died” (good song).
I’m not sure what your obsession with me is. Whatever it is, I like it. You should jut cut the foreplay and ask me out already.
Was megative attention t the kind of attention you wanted, here?