A good handjob beats (literally) a bad blowjob… perhaps your ‘friend’, Dozer, should start her off with some manual labour, if she’s agreeable.
Bottom line, if he’s let that pattern of behaviour become the norm then that’s his business.
Maybe homie has a bad hygeine problem… ever gone down on a guy with extra cheese, Dozer? I can’t imagine it’s pleasant.
Shit, you know what? I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
Ask yourself this… if you loved a woman so much if hurt when you weren’t with her and she was allergic to eggs, would you insist on her eating eggs because you liked to make an omlette?
Maybe your friend bemoans his lot to you because “damn, a dude’s got to get his balls syphoned, rite” and that what we’re all about, apparently.
Secretly, maybe he’d rather have the love of this woman than getting a half-assed hummer from someone who just isn’t into it.
[quote=SuperGuido;2066881]1. I LOVE going downtown on a foxy lady. If she’ll let me, I’ll stay down there for hours. Even if there’s no reciprocation, I’m STILL going downtown. That’s how I roll.
Having said that, that chick sounds like a selfish lover…and selfish lovers, no matter how sexy, are pure shit in the sack.
If she won’t return the favor, then she needs to give a DAMN good handjob, a superb massage, or some other means to flip the dude’s switches. Otherwise…she’s a selfish lover and shit in the sack, and she needs to realize that he’s probably had better lovers than her. Let Mrs. Princess swallow that.
Without question. Unemployed = House Hero. I’m not sure why this is even up for debate. If you aren’t working, and you aren’t willing to help around the house…
…then you’re a useless piece of shit who deserves a divorce and wet cardboard box to live in.[/quote]
I think we don’t know enough to say that this person might be a selfish lover. Maybe she just feels uncomfortable with blowjobs, but totally OK with other things. If the arrangement so far is working out for both people, then that’s fine.
A lot of things with relationships depend on what feels comfortable for both individuals. Some people are completely OK with being swingers and hosting orgies, others are strictly monogamous. It all has to do with knowing yourself, knowing the other person, and communicating effectively. That last bit however, is what fucks over a lot of people.
Maybe the guy has a funky smelling sack? No one likes going down on genitals that smell like a combination of sushi, guada cheese, and 3 day sweat soaked rash guard.
Does your friend shower/bathe before they have sex? If he does, that could increase his chances if the smell was turning her off before. If he’s squeaky clean, that can make a big difference.
Still, I agree that at some point, she should (assuming he’s clean) give it a try. I’ve known people who didn’t want to do it but found it wasn’t that bad, so if she tries it she may like it. If she definitely hates doing it, then that puts an end to it once and for all.
I once dated a girl, who was very bad at the oral. To the point i never…EVER got close to blowing the moose missile.
I told her to just give me a handjob instead. tell your friend to grow some balls, and get her to churn the milk.
Lol, i don’t think “smell” is an issue. I was at a tournament, won gold, and was happy. Came home, called my ex over, and proceeded to get her to blow me. I hadn’t showered, and was wearing a cup all day. All Day. My shit was terrible. Just awful, and yet she slobbered away like a champ.
I agree with superguido. Going down is tops, IMO, and easily one of my favorite sexual activities. Man, i love when they start to come, and their legs tighten up, and they start running their hands through your hair, and clenching blankets and sheets and shit.