Zombies

In a few months I am thinking about getting a zombie repellant (gun). So should I go with a shotgun or rifle?

The potato gun

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spud_gun

Zombies HATE potatoes

I can’t believe you are taking this dudes thread seriously . Stop being helpful, I don’t need even more people left fighting over the leftover resources .

Sorry - To the OP

Disregrad advice

Zombies love potatoes

They hate fresh brains

Cut open your head and throw your brain at them

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Zombies HATE body paint .

Much better than a 12 gauge or a 30/30 .

My point is that zombies hate old women with saggy boobs and body paint

(actually on a whim I typed in Blushing Smurf in google for an image to use to your “You are the Best” Gif and that’s what came up. The world is a weird and disturbing place not fit for innocents like me.)

If I was 25 years older I would shag all three at the same time , and make the Mrs. help or at least watch .

Yeah !!!

( ignore my post above )

^5 4 hot Trollshido action

Trolls keep Zombies away don’t they ?