You’re a fat slob. You’re overweight and inactive. Your doctor tells you to lose that ugly fat, and common sense tells you the best way to do it is to go on a low calorie diet and do some VING TSUN Kung Fu, the most effective fighting style known. You lose fat all right, but you end up losing a lot of Ving Tsun muscle too. Your percentage of body fat comes down five points as you lose a total of 50 pounds. Not bad, but the horror of it all is that most of the weight you lost came from precious, chain-punch delivering Ving Tsun muscle. You end up sick, weaker, and turning to a softer, grappling style.
Doc tells you to lose that ugly fat, and science tells you that the best way to do it is to train in VING TSUN deadly kung fu boxing and control you caloric intake so your meatabolism has a chance to continually adjust. You learn not to be in a hurry. Your body fat comes down to an excellent level over 7-8 weeks, and your muscle mass and wing chun skills increase, leaving you with a body any kung fu man would be proud of.
You’re too small, you’re overly inactive from doing BJJ, and even though you don’t look it with your clothes on, you’re soft and fat. You dream about getting big and muscular and becoming a Ving Tsun champion and entering a no holes barred striking contest. You eat like a horse and gain weight rapidly. Great, you say. Guess again fella! Sure, you put on a full 50 pounds, but you gained only 22 pounds of muscle to compliment your wing chun skills and a full 28 pounds of ugly, adipose baggage. Now you’re a big fat grappler who can’t even bend over.
You dream about becoming a big muscular VING TSUN champion and entering a tournament of strikers. Science guides you on your quest. You eat, train, and supplement in a zigzag pattern allowing adjustments in your chain punch and chi-gerk out put to compensate for changing muscle mass and activity. Down comes your body fat percentage, up goes your body weight and Wing Chun skill level, and you’re left with a physique that any Kung Fu fighter would be proud of. Predictably, you think about entering a kung fu tournament.
You can see elements of drunken fist in the more advanced and evolved kung fu systems. I have improvised on the spot several times by inserting drunken fist counter manouevers into my Ving TSUN boxing style, and my sifus approved.
You know why you all suck monkey ass? Because you all know that you’re a bunch of pussy wannabes who ARE in fact fat fucks that can’t fight. YOu all play dress up in your karate pajamas in dojos and pretend that you’re some kind of MMA badasses.
