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So let’s say, hypothetically, someone just graduated college?
And suddenly finds themselves without access to diverse social network. In a strange city? In a strange land? How does one break onto the social scene to start mackin’ honeys?

I could go to bars and such. But seriously, meeting random women and taking them home is not something I can do. I one of those “no sex before marriage” motherfuckers until I fucked it up not too long ago. Anyway, goodbye to all that.

Where do you go to find non-whore chicks? Because in my experience people at bars and are primarily interested in sleeping with each other. And they probably do that shit on the regular. So if you pick up some random chick and kiss her, you’ve got 4 different guys semen, from the 4 previous nights, in your mouth. While that may be appealing to some, I don’t play that shit.

So where do go find ones that have not yet whored themselves out for sex, money, cheap thills, or crack cocaine. Where find the decent upstanding ones? The ones that don’t get drunk and blow random dudes? The ones that you can still look at in the morning?

That like Naruto? That will watch your vast hentai collection with you because you are tired of doing so by yourself? OK, aiming to high. But still. Where.

You know, yes?

You help me instead of laughing? You help me after laughing?

I give up and kill self?

Still, where do I find them?

That is the The Question.

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Internet. You can find anything on the internet.

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Depends on what you’re looking for (not a whore, correct). Bookish types are in libraries, athletes are in gyms etc. But as my dad said to my before I went off to college," you can always meet girls in grocery stores. Bitches gotta eat."

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This is a serious answer, though many people reject it as it seems to easy or potentially embarrassing, but I guarantee that it works.

Learn to dance, and smile while you dance.

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Just to get this straight.
You are looking for a girl to bang but she is only allowed to bang you and nobody else? Well this type is called “M…e” you know the deal where you have to say “yes” in advance, without testdriving.

Try to get to know one or two of those “bitches” and maybe they still “like” you when they see you in daylight, without being drunk. If this is the case, they might take you to some parties and then you are “IN”. Or you do what everybody else does, get some friends and take it from there. If this is to hard, the INTERNET was mentioned before…

PS: Just because she takes you home after 2h and give you the fucking blowjob of your life can go hand in hand with waking up and still looking at some amazing girl with brains and beauty. Might not happen that often though.

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based on what you have said about yourself and your interests, i’m being 100% serious when i suggest that you go to japan for a year, teach english and train at a shooto gym.

you may not meet satoko shinashi (although i did when i was there) but you might meet some cool women who train.

at the very least, you would be surprised at how easy it is to meet people there, and how cool people are.

for instance, i was at a club seeing my friend DJ, and ended up striking up a conversation with 3 women who were there together (this was as difficult as turning around and saying “hi”.)

they asked what i had been doing in tokyo and i mentioned having gone to see a shooto match the night before. blank stares. then i said it’s like pride, but a smaller show, and they all knew what i was talking about. in fact each of them had an opinion on whether pride was better than k1, and they all had favorite fighters.

one of them had a judo sensei for a father. i shit you not. and no, i didn’t go home with any of them, these were nice women, not whores.

you’d probably still want to keep the hentai thing to yourself. that’s not a turn-on to women anywhere, but especially not in japan.

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Church.

Animal shelters.

Soup kitchens.

Volunteer ANYTHING.

Basically, good hearted people do good hearted things.

Look for good hearted things to find said people.

And whatever you do, do NOT think that “Good Hearted = Bad in Bed”

Oh hell no.

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Didn’t you pay attention to the bar scene in Superbad? You got to go to nice places, like farmer’s markets, pumpkin patches, and shit like that.

Anything to do with academia. Book stores can be good. Smart chicks aren’t as smart as they’d like to think they are… they fall for the same things.

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Become a Scientologist

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FUCK SCIENTOLOGY!!! lol…You have to be rich anywayz.

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Question, you are thinking too much about this shit.

Not everyone at a nightclub fucks around, and you’d be surprised what some of these churchgoing girls actually do.

The fact of the matter is that you never quite know what the woman you are kissing is actually doing. And just as you may be thinking how many times she has given a blow job, the girl may be thinking how many pussies you have licked in your life before kissing her.

I stopped worry about that shit long time ago, and guess what? It made life simpler and more full-filling (sexually and emotionally.)

You want to fuck freely, but you don’t want her to fuck freely. Or worse, you imagine that because she gave a blowjob that automatically makes her a whore. Or even worse, you imagine that because she goes to a nightclub, all of the sudden she gives blow jobs in exchange for ruffies by the garbage dumber that is behind the night club.

It doesn’t work that way. Fact of the matter is that you can find a nice girl, the type you can marriage and trust, but unless she’s been a virgin until you met her, guess what… blowjob.

That sweet girl you can look at in the morning has banged and fucked hard with her previous beau, blow jobs, doggies, legs up in the air, you name it. And with her previous beau and the one before, and perhaps one or two flings, maybe more, plus a couple of make-out sessions with dates that didn’t score.

Stop pre-judging people dude. I’m telling you from experience. That shit doesn’t work. If you find a girl on a nightclub that’s receptive for a quickie, fuck her.

If you find a girl in a nightclub that gives you her number, and that’s it, give her the benefit of the doubt and date her. Time will tell if she just want to have a quicky or if she is ready and capable of having a relationship (assuming that YOU are relationship material.)

I think you are doing a lot of projection in the way you are looking at things, but meh, whatever.

Now, these are my suggestions:

Try match.com - that shit works wonders. You can find some interesting people there. How things go from there (sweet short-term thingie, blissfull life-long relationship, fucking each other until your neighbors call the cops, headache, turning EMO and suicide) will depend on her AND you.

Match.com should be the way to go. Other things to try are Yoga classes.

Better yet, dance classes (Salsa, Hustle, Tango, Ballroom). There are a lot of people, mostly single professionals that take on dancing to socialize. And by dancing I don’t mean shaking your ass as if trying to dislodge a turd at the sound of trance or hip hop. I’m talking real, partner dancing where you have to train and break a sweat. You’d be amazed at the number of single women who go there (that love to dance, but hate the nightclub scene.)

I don’t agree with the Church as an option. For one thing, as I said, you never know. Furthermore, and this is just me, church is to, you know, go to church and commune, not to socialize and see who’s available.

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I don’t think Question necessarily said that he has given up on being a nice guy to women, just that he slipped up on the “no sex before marriage” thing. That happens and it doesn’t mean you automatically shift to the opposite extreme and take every girl that comes along. Stick to you principles, if you’re looking for a woman who’s not a whore then definitely don’t become a man whore. I’ve seen too many friends who are man whores try to settle down and most of them have a hard time leaving their old lives behind and that will wreck any attempt at a serious relationship.

As far as places to find nice women - I’ve heard good things about match.com and even eharmony.com. I’ve seen eharmony’s work first hand with a friend I thought would never get married and I kid you not, his now wife is almost the exact same female version of him. That part scares me (maybe because it is this particular guy and that there could ever be another person like him frightens me), but those websites do a great job of matching people up with similar interests, personalities, beliefs, principles, etc. In the past some people would frown on finding people on the internet like that, today that is not an issue at all. Our world is so busy that sometimes it takes that initial connection via computer. It is no less personal than the amount of interaction between most people throughout the day.

You can find nice girls at church, but like Teh El Macho said, that’s not the reason for going to church. But, if you go to church already, hey might as well look around. It’s nice to have a woman who has the same beliefs as you do. Like everyone else has said, just because a girl is at church doesn’t mean she has been little miss perfect all her life. But usually, the ones who are stilling living wild lives aren’t going to church after their college years. They have either calmed down a lot or thanks to the completely “un-church” mode of communication, gossip, you’ll hear what they’re up to. Either way, you still have a good chance to find a nice girl there, especially the ones who are not there to meet guys.

Gyms, clubs, all of the other stuff mentioned. If those are places you already frequent and feel comfortable at, then look around there. It is going to be some trial and error, but this is one of things where persistence pays off.

I’m done rambling for now.

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You shouldn’t think it because it will make you depressed.

It’s absolutely the truth though. Noone will ever do you like a bipolar gal.

back on target, university extension/life enrichment classes are a frickin goldmine.

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Mr. Question,
I’ll agree with much of what Teh El Macho says, but as you get older and more cynical you’ll come to realize that they’re all whores anyway. BTW so are we.
The only real difference is the price & what exchanges hands.

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Take Salsa classes. There are always way more girls than guys, and you’ll learn some skills you can use next time you go to the nightclub. And while you are learning, you get to put your hands on a variety of females in very suggestive dance moves. I have a single friend who is taking Salsa now, and he’s thoroughly enjoying the experience, KWIM?

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Listen to the broad and the gay pimp.

Question, I have a… question, don’t take this the wrong way, but why are you asking a bunch of internet martial arts nerds about women? I thought you were black?

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Never, ever say “How do” again.

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Go to the following places to pick up chicks:

Bed, Bath & Beyond
Target
Safeway
Hobby Lobby

Wait, you said you wanted to hook up with mature grannies and undersexed, overweight housewives, right?

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The dance thing, seriously.

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  1. Find the one you want
  2. Chloroform
  3. ?
  4. Use shovel and quicklime to hide the evidence