12th degree pink belt
Mine is “His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Matthew Clarke, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.”
Supreme Dark Lord of the Sith
Dark Lord and Master of Lycanthrope Rip-Your-Head-Off Jitsu!
Originally posted by Zeddy
Quite ironic that a lot of people feel that one of the dumbest heads of state alive is holding it.
Quite ironic that you don’t even know who the Supreme Allied Commander is! Hint: It isn’t a head of state.
It’s always amusing when somebody with no military knowledge presumes to comment upon it.
My women call me Bwana.
Originally posted by WingChun Lawyer
My women call me Bwana.
LMAO! That’s greatness! 
level 55 rogue
President of the Galaxy.
Polish Assassin, Master Ninja.
Gringo Grande
UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE.
journeyman Dewey Decimal level 505.1, library of Congress assassination squad
El conquistador de las mujeres bajas, el tercer
Lol, shaman you seem to specialize in these kind of threads.
What is Your Weight?
What Is Your Height?
Can we expect…
What was your mother maiden name?
How many moles do you have?
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Creator of, and therefore the ultimate grand master of,
THE FETAL POSITION DEFENSE.
the best rank is gunnery sergeant, you grabastic pieces of crap! you make me puke, you worthless maggots!
Originally posted by Dark Majique
How many moles do you have?
Moles? I have no moles. I do however have a shit load of lumps. Maybe I should have them looked at.
Originally posted by Dark Majique
[B]Lol, shaman you seem to specialize in these kind of threads.
What is Your Weight?
What Is Your Height?
Can we expect…
What was your mother maiden name?
How many moles do you have? [/B]
I suspect an upcoming thread inquiring about everyone’s penis size and circumcision status.
12 inches folded in half (uncut)