“”“Aaaah! Omg i LOVE this video soo much!! Million Dollar Baby is an amazing movie, i’ve loved it for a long time now. I’m so happy one of my fave singers has based her new music video around one of my fave movies! This rawks! “””
If Simpson got any more dense, she’d be a black hole - as this snippet from Popbitch shows:
>> The cheesy Simpsons <<
[INDENT] Ash and Jess demand a pizza the action
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson stayed at the
Hilton hotel in Sydney on their recent MTV-funded
trip. The hotel has one of the city's best
restaurants, the Glass Brasserie, run by one
of Australia's top chefs, Luke Mangan.
The sisters went for dinner there one night,
but wouldn't eat anything on the delicious menu
(steaks, oysters, baby barramundi, chocolate
tart etc). So what are two spoiled, hungry
celebrities to do? Well, you sit in the
restaurant in silence, surrounded by four
enormous bodyguards, and order in from Pizza
Hut - a large pepperoni and double cheese.[/INDENT]
No, it’s a newsletter you can have sent to your inbox once every week. It contains filth that never makes the tabloids - as celebs’ PRs would threaten all merry hell if these stories were ever printed.
For example…
>> Travolta chokes on a bizkit <<
Fred Durst’s hair-raising experience
Fred Durst has been involved in many
strange episodes but none quite like this
story that's going around LA. Fred met
John Travolta recently and the two men got
quite chummy. One night, we hear, Travolta
called Durst to say he was coming round.
When he arrived, Travolta said "Johnny
wants mouthwash. Johnny loves mouthwash."
Durst gave him the mouthwash. Next thing
he knew, Travolta leaned in for a kiss.
Seeing Durst's surprise, Travolta took
a step back, saying that he got the wrong
end of the stick and left. Durst stood there,
horrified. Not because of any kiss. But because
Travolta wasn't wearing his wig.
&
Which Star Trek officer likes to pay high-
class prostitutes to pleasure themselves with a
large dildo while he reclines in an armchair
listening to classical music?
&
>> Big Questions <<
What people are asking this week
Every year at the Monaco Grand Prix, a luxury
yacht weighs anchor in the harbour and acts
as a brothel for the drivers. One of the crew
members recently revealed his favourite story.
A couple of years ago, a recently retired F1
favourite disappeared into a suite with two
hookers, but asked the crew to watch his
phone as he was expecting a call. His wife
was in hospital in labour. When the phone
rang, a crew member duly took the phone into
the suite to find the bed covered in shit.
The star had taken so much cocaine he'd
lost control of his bowels. Still, this
didn't phase the driver, as he calmly took
the call from his mother-in-law, informing
him that his child had been born. How sweet.