Your Boxing now officialy sucks.

Boxing now sucks.Why?Because Ashlee Simpson portrayed a boxer in her new video release on Youtube.Here is a link.

God!So much talent.She makes it look so easy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEx_ZyX3F6c&search=ashlee%20simpson%20boxing

“”“Aaaah! Omg i LOVE this video soo much!! Million Dollar Baby is an amazing movie, i’ve loved it for a long time now. I’m so happy one of my fave singers has based her new music video around one of my fave movies! This rawks! :heart: “””

I’d hit that.

with a baseball bat.

yeah cuz her guard is nonexistent. lolz

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4USBqLE_ug[/MEDIA]

Vanilla Ninja did it better, and with Muay Thai/TKD

Still trying to upload pics of her from the video.It seems either frozen or fucked.

Vanilla Ninja? I thought you were kidding.

I would have before she got all plastic surgery/ hollywoodized.

Now I think I’d pass…

The Boxer Rebellion??Yeah!Probably for the best.

You can’t win them all.

I will try and save this thread.Wait!Hold on.

If Simpson got any more dense, she’d be a black hole - as this snippet from Popbitch shows:

 >> The cheesy Simpsons <<

[INDENT] Ash and Jess demand a pizza the action

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson stayed at the 
Hilton hotel in Sydney on their recent MTV-funded
trip. The hotel has one of the city's best
restaurants, the Glass Brasserie, run by one
of Australia's top chefs, Luke Mangan.
The sisters went for dinner there one night,
but wouldn't eat anything on the delicious menu 
(steaks, oysters, baby barramundi, chocolate
tart etc). So what are two spoiled, hungry 
celebrities to do? Well, you sit in the 
restaurant in silence, surrounded by four 
enormous bodyguards, and order in from Pizza 
Hut - a large pepperoni and double cheese.[/INDENT]

Why did you know that?

What do you mean?

The tabloid is called popbitch?

BTW, It’s a little different on this side of the pond. Tabloids in America=not cool.

No, it’s a newsletter you can have sent to your inbox once every week. It contains filth that never makes the tabloids - as celebs’ PRs would threaten all merry hell if these stories were ever printed.

For example…

>> Travolta chokes on a bizkit <<
Fred Durst’s hair-raising experience

Fred Durst has been involved in many
strange episodes but none quite like this 
story that's going around LA. Fred met 
John Travolta recently and the two men got
quite chummy. One night, we hear, Travolta
called Durst to say he was coming round.

When he arrived, Travolta said "Johnny 
wants mouthwash. Johnny loves mouthwash."
Durst gave him the mouthwash. Next thing
he knew, Travolta leaned in for a kiss.
Seeing Durst's surprise, Travolta took
a step back, saying that he got the wrong
end of the stick and left. Durst stood there, 
horrified. Not because of any kiss. But because 
Travolta wasn't wearing his wig.

&


Which Star Trek officer likes to pay high-
class prostitutes to pleasure themselves with a
large dildo while he reclines in an armchair
listening to classical music?

&

>> Big Questions <<
What people are asking this week

Every year at the Monaco Grand Prix, a luxury
yacht weighs anchor in the harbour and acts 
as a brothel for the drivers. One of the crew 
members recently revealed his favourite story.

A couple of years ago, a recently retired F1
favourite disappeared into a suite with two 
hookers, but asked the crew to watch his 
phone as he was expecting a call. His wife
was in hospital in labour. When the phone 
rang, a crew member duly took the phone into
the suite to find the bed covered in shit.
The star had taken so much cocaine he'd
lost control of his bowels. Still, this
didn't phase the driver, as he calmly took 
the call from his mother-in-law, informing
him that his child had been born. How sweet.

I showed have said nothing. Still I signing up just for that Travolta piece. My mother is going to be pissed when she sees that.

I think It is just the hypnotic movement and annoying sounds of Bruce lee making you say that…

Yeah, I’d hit it pre or post surgery… Just don’t tell the wife I said that.

lawl she is wearing makeup during a fight