a kid i went to high school with still lives and works in the sticks here in ohio. he works with a high school kid, and over beer last night, i heard this story:
apparently the kid he works with skips school a lot with his girlfriend and they fool around at her place. last week, they’re fucking on the couch in the living room and decide to try anal. he’s fucking her up the ass when they see dad’s truck pull into the driveway. in a rush, he quickly pulls out of her ass and she shits on the couch! they try to quickly clean the shit off the couch cushion and sit down to act like nothing’s going on. dad comes in and asks what they’re doing home. he walks over to them, sees the shit on the couch cushion, and says “that’s the last fucking straw”. he grabs the dog by the collar, takes her outside, and shoots her! he shot the fucking dog!