Sadly if you didn’t think Magic Pants sucked before now then I highly doubt Fedor’s comments will adjust your thinking too much.
TKD
PS - The Real Magic Pants!
Trust me, what’s in the pants is far more magical that the pants themselves…
At least in this example.
Love those thongs underneath…
GMW
DUDE!
I told you to stop posting pics of my sister she graciously gave you that night at the bar!
They were given in confidence!
Those are I think all would agree those Magic Pants are well worth sucking . . . .
–J.D.
P.S. Had a girlfriend–yes! I actually did! Fuck you!–who wondered why I prefered to bike behind her. . . .
…
MAGIC PANTS
So I shouldn’t have stuck the video of said night up on YouTube? She wasn’t wearing the Magic Pants all night you know…
TKD
PS - For the Kung Fu in the crowd that means I got some.
PPS - For the _ing _uners, that means I got laid.
PPS - For the Aikido guy, my pee pee went in her whoo-hoo!
PPPS - I’d dumb it up further but everyone knows the Fang Shen Doers ain’t getting any anyways!
While commendable, your efforts to reclaim the term “Magic Pants” will probably end up just like Randall’s attempt to reclaim the term “porch monkey” in Clerks 2.
i don’t approve of this thread
Hmmm, I am trying to figure out which is worse. The idea of giving someone an ass shot of your sister, or the fact that you HAVE and ass shot of your sister.
You got any other pics of your sister?
being shotokan, I got it, but all night? I can only imagine one position, straight in, straight out, lots of thrust, grunting and powaaahhhh… that’s all there is to sex, right?
No . . . I most definitely heard a puppy yipping.
Only to come back and yip some more.
Curious.
–J.D.
Now! Now!
You are making the Puppy whine with your ridiculous attempts at humor using big words he cannot understand like “then” and than."
He may even “mis-spell” in his pique!
Shame! SHAME!
–J.D.
Read carefully badsifu…i said she gave him the pics. Not I.
See?!! More derailing of this Serious Thread [Tm.–Ed.] with pointless attempts to be funny.
I do not find them funny.
Thus they are not funny.
Okay, most of them are funny . . . okay most of them are funnier than mine . . . BUT THE POINT remains they derail from what is clearly a scholarly thread as noted by its title:
Fedor Doesn’t Approve of Magic Pants
What part of that is humorous?
Well?!!
–J.D.
Shit. I gotta fail at something. Don’t I. The 3 R’s are I guess my weak point. Reading Righting and Rithmatics…no wonder us kids was messing up at the Egnlsh.
Look, can we take this thread serious?!!
–J.D.
rofl you are a winner in my mind badsifu. Dont listen to the bad people anymore.
Now two dogs yipping unhappy no one is petting them?
Curious. . . .
–J.D.
Nevertheless, I am certain should the yipping cease, and an honest perspective be gained, I will be informed of this.
Otherwise, further egotistical yipping merely derails this most serious and scholarly thread, for which I will not up with put!
–J. “A Humble Pooch with Much to Be Humble About” D.
[Edited to recend to the Textus Receptus.–Ed.]
Devon remind me to neg-rep you every post you make, cheers