…when you finally actually get a date…
You spend 20 minutes trying to figure out which prayer beads go with your outfit…
Update to come later.:male:
You can only wear white prayer beads after memorial day, black after labor day.
Aren’t you some sort of monk? Doesn’t that mean you need to stay away from wimmenfolk?
Remember that not all monks are Roman Catholic.
Wear the biggest set you got. Giant beads get ladies gushing.
Prayer beads on the first date, anal beads on the third.
Date???
Wait weren’t u the dude who was banging all the Korean chicks in Baltimore
Does Armani have a monastery line?
Armani prayer beads are soooo 2003…
Fine, fine, Hysteric Glamour then.
(Gawd, they just might, I think they have the Arafat scarf too…)
you believe in reincarnation.
you believe in transcendence.
you pray to a statue of a fat pig of a man.
you call yourself Buddhist.
you look around and you’re in a Buddhist temple.
You know, there’s a starving Buddha statue as well. Curiously, that version isn’t very popular in the West.
Nor is it popular in the East.
You, as usual, don’t have a clue as to what you’re talking about.
How was the date?!
I too am keen to learn of this
Won’t this screw up your spiritual path?
You’re confusing Errant with me.
warning: old joke
you know you’ve lived in a Buddhist temple way too long when…
at the hotdog stand you order “one with everything” ?
Sorry.
Hey, here’s hoping everyone enjoyed a sausage on their date… amirite? I mean, cmonamirite. Sausage?
No?
Is this thing on?
taptap
God damn it Sochin, wasn’t that joke in the movie Next?