Wtf?

Im such a noob I dont even know what trolling means. Could someone please explain.

In spite of what some other web-sites would have you believe, we here at Bullshido.net welcome you, Madgrenade, with open arms and hope that you will share with us your unique experiences and ideas on the martial arts… so that we may then make fun of those experiences and ideas.

Trolling is generally useless posting. For example:

LAWLZ HE DUSN’T NO TROLLING.

Or the more common version where someone says something annoying just to start a fight between members of the board. Saying Wing Chungz is awesome, and I took out five hundred people on a roof-top challenge, while amusing, is useless unless there is proof, and when none is provided, it is trolling.

EDIT: For a visual example, go to the Trollshido board, and look at most everything said there.

Me calling you a “RETARD” or ripping you on your choice of MA would be considered trolling or flaming.

Lest it be said I am not calling you a retard, just using that as an example, since you asked.

Indeed follow cyril’s advice and visit Trollshido, be warned however; if you post there, you are likely to be abused.

BTW… welcome to BSD.

What the best defence for grapplers trying to put you on your ass.

Any ideas? Mine was knee to face or strike to the top of the head but it got rubbished on the U.F.C forum.

LOL… this is gonna be great!

grabs popcorn and chair… anyone else wan’t in on this?

kinda reminds me of Nacho Libre
“I nice punch to the face, pile drive to the faaaace!”

cross-train in a real grappling art. there you will learn to sprawl.

knee to the face and strikes to the top of the head are very low percentage against a skilled grappler who knows proper takedowns.

agreed^^^^^^^

Yes the best anti-grapple, is to grapple yourself. Even if you decide to stay on your feet its the best way to know whats coming and how to combat it. If you fear the broken glass, aids infested needles and lava that permeates todays modern streets then I reccomend judo for the stand up throws.

My default would be to sprawl and try for a guillotine (if its a shoot), but a good wrestler will not have alot of problems against that.

The other defense is to take off your pants, one way or another it should work.

This is gone. Look you don’t go to a BJJ school to get good at striking.

You don’t go to a kung fu school to get good at ground grappling.

Uchimata works well for me. If he’s really low, a whizzer Uchimata, obviously. Other than that, sprawl and take back, or if I’m caught, pull guard and guillotine.

^^^^ Notice this guy has Judo and Sombo in his style field both, are grappling arts.

I’m confused. Does this make me a troll?

SHUT THE FUCK UP NOOB

lol dont get too angry peenarse.

^^ and thus it begins.

These stupid motherfuckers really don’t know how to join in do they.

Middlesex, where the fuck is that in the lame end of the world ?

Well I thought seeing as I return from training to find my posts refered here I might aswell engage in some general idiocy.

Good man

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP DICKWAD

But surely you’re having such fun? Isn’t this why you are trolling through this forum?