WTF am I typing?

As you all know, English is not my first language but I am shocked by the amount of mistakes I make when posting here on BS. Sometimes I just miss a letter or have a typo here and there but sometimes I mix tenses in the same paragraph or I completely fuck up the word order in a sentence.
And the strange thing is, I know it is wrong and I notice my mistakes later but while I am writing my posts it seems like I am this retarded person, unable to notice all this.

I am not sure if I should blame the fact that I edit every sentence at least twice before posting or I am just bad at writing in general.
Is it me or does the internet reduces ones ability to post a coherent, proper, well typed out response? (Not even talking about punctuation and using paragraphs)

That’s what the edit button is for.

True that. On the other hand I was more concerned with the fact that I manage to post stuff like this despite the fact that I know better.

I feel your pain. When I take the time to read what I’ve posted, it often is pretty bad. Spelling, grammer, and punctuation. I often write technical manuals on control systems I have designed and have gotten so used to spell check that I have become careless about general writing. It all fits in with my ideas about getting older and dumber though.

I deserve all the mistakes I make, for being such a dumbass in person…my epic fail is simply reflected in my text.

I have this problem to. English is my second language… and my first language is build up kind of different than english… I have noticed that my thoughs jump alittle around when I write… and I often switch language inside my head… and then I am so completely bound to fuck up.

Is this a valid excuse for shiting on this forum?

nope -_- but that’s just the way it is… maybe I have adhd or a.d.d or whatever you people call it(focus disorder)

Let’s hope that it will sort itself out somehow for all of us:P

Have you people not read my posts ?

English is my first language , you have an excuse .

Yes, it’s you.

Your problem is you are afraid of stillness and silence.

I have a disorder called dysgraphia. I have worked on my spelling tirelessly for my whole life and cannot manage to spell properly. Trust me, you are doing very very well for having ESL. Before spell check I came off as a bigger moron then I already am. Don’t beat yourself up over it.

I like what youtube has going on, you click the audio button and it lets you know how much of a retard you are.

Yeah I do that sometimes when I have nothing else to do:D

Either that or it lets you know how Stephen Hawking would sound if he was you…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[yt]t9SaKYFR6ms

This could have been a different question

I thought Bullshido looked the same everywhere.

Then I got a Blackberry, and realized that it looks diffrent depending on the browzer. I have seen people reference a spell checker button, but that must be in another browzer.

What is the preferred browzer for reading and writing on Bullshido?

May I ask how this is related to the topic?

I am trying to live up to this nugget of speculation from my sensay…

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Wasn’t talking about you rather than about the video in the post above yours…

Regarding your reply,
I have a spell check plug in for FF and usually use it, problem is sometimes it does not pick up on missing letters or other stuff (for instance if I want to type one word but my fingers type out a different one, happens a lot).

TELL THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD TO BE QUIET BEFORE YOU TYPE.