Writing a paper right now

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I’d write the paper you drunk son of a bitch.

I am. Turning out pretty well. How’s the weather in Austin?

Also, if anyone can think of something extremely socially unacceptable that isn’t illegal, post it.

You drink like a girl.

I’ve been told. I hate light beer, though. I’d have had more of the Jonnie Walker, but I’d like to conserve it.

Get more drunk, go outside, and run as fast as you can while laughing as loud as you can.

Do it now. report back.

Here’s the test.

Take what you are drinking right now and stop. Put it away.

If you go back for it to finish it off, even if you have come up with a very good reason as to why you need to finish off whatever you have, you might have a problem. (Or you might not.)

If you can just stop, you’re (very likely) fine.

Done.

Sprinted around the block, well attempted to. Made it to the end of our parking lot, fell on a snow mound and sat for a minute. Petted the neighbors dog, chit chatted.

God I hope I fuck that girl. She’s one of those really intelligent quiet types, I think she’s in Law school or med school or something. Wears cute little glasses. GREAT body.

Plus she’s got red hair. I’m a sucker for that shit. Not the fake orange shit, but like really nice and red. Like dark red.

Are you trying to fuck the neighbors dog!!! Man, you drunk!

No dude. The neighbor. She’s hot as fuck. Plus she’s like one of the obly non Mexican(English speaking) people in our complex.

Uh, ok. You sound like a brilliant pervert.

Oh, heh, trolling.

What the matter, no habla espanol, guero? Speak the international language, ese!

Temp ban in 3…

dos…

Sorry, I only understand numeric.

II…

Sorry, I mean: numbers liek 7 and <3

Or 2…

Uh, I would prefer to not be banned. I’m not trying to be an ass. PM me and I will delete all of this if possible.