Worst thing you could face against in the ring or in the streets

Just think what is the most or worst opponent that you would fight with

i think the worst will be a

fat hairy naked gay bjj black belt that sweats alot

just imagine that he caught you in a triangle choken or bicep slicer

A male African elephant.

6 Anderson Silvas.

[quote=mrblackmagic;2274697]6 Anderson Silvas.[/quote]5 Brock Lesnars?
4 Kimbo Slices
3 Bob Sapps
2 Gene Lebells
and Fedor Emalianenko?

Fucking store music…

[quote=Kuma;2274699]5 Brock Lesnars?
4 Kimbo Slices
3 Bob Sapps
2 Gene Lebells
and Fedor Emalianenko?

Fucking store music…[/quote]

Cant top that!

How about a persian kimbo slice

Street = Aids infested stripper
Ring = Mike Tyson in his prime…er for my fat ass Mike Tyson even now

Does that mean he carrys a funny shaped sword?

Streets- An upset Wanderlei Silva
Ring- An upset Wanderlei Silva

Actually he wouldnt even need to be upset, he could be quite perky…

A pack of flaming attack chiuauas.

A persian kimbo slice in a immortal costume with a penis shaped shamshir and of course dont forget the facial rings

Grizzly bear with chain saws for front paws.

Scary…

Rosie O’Donnel

[quote=AMF;2274722]Grizzly bear with chain saws for front paws.

Scary…[/quote]

A grizzly bear in general would be quite daunting…

Even the bravest of men shudder…

A Tyrannosaurus Rex with a head-mounted laser and tail-mounted belt sander.

[quote=sainthamish;2274729]Even the bravest of men shudder…

For that…I’m going to ask Sybs to kick you in the balls until her new combat boots are waisted.

[quote=kodiak;2274695]Just think what is the most or worst opponent that you would fight with

i think the worst will be a

fat hairy naked gay bjj black belt that sweats alot

just imagine that he caught you in a triangle choken or bicep slicer[/quote]

Still in the closet, kodiak?

You shouldn’t be afraid that this stereotype would fondle your balls, you should be worried about getting choked out.

The worst thing to face on the street or in the cage is the UFC Champion, Gun Wielding, Albino Disco Tiger.