Win a date with a BS guy.

I’m full of it!

Who’s interested?

Only women plz.

A little about myself:

MY hobbys are giving massages, take long walks on the beach at sunset, talking for hours about your feelings in front of a fireplace along with a good glass of whine…ehr…wine,watching chicklit movies, giving oral sex ,shopping, and talking about my feelings, but not too much ofcourse because after all its all about…YOU!

What i like: Chocolate,Mothers, friends, children, commitment.

What i dont like: cheating, hanging out in bars and forgetting birthdays and anniversaries.

I’m 6 feet 5 and European.

If i sound like an exceptable choice for you then you might want to give this a shot.
Topless pictures arent obligatory but will give you loads of extra points.

You need to be 18 years old or older, but no older then 34, have a vagina and a pulse to enter this thread.

Good luck!

I just had to be the first to reply…

Just like I knew you’d start this thread one day…

So, what if no hot hetero or bi chick answers your mating call in, say, 6 months from now? Will you broaden the search to boys, sea urchins and empty snail cones? :love2:

define “vagina”

Finally, a contest that interests me. I don’t have a vagina but I have an anus and that’s pretty close.

bjj wins again

Well, ofcourse it was only a matter of time after reading the other thread before i was going to start a thread of my own about this.
Somehow i expect this thread to develop…differently…

NSFW

YouTube - Hey There Vagina

God bless you, sir.

I must warn the fair maidens of bullshido. This is the sad state Lebell left his last love interest in. Think of me as your crystal ball ladies, look deeply and see what awaits in your future.

and to think she was a healthy young girl of barely 19 years old when i started seeing her.
yes ladies, you need to be in good shape, because i have a healthy…appetite.

wink wink nodge nodge*

I’m pretty sure I know what kind of guy Lebell is.YouTube - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina

My vote for ironic misspelling of the year.

THANK YOU.

I thought I was the only one who caught that but on the off-chance he did it on purpose to be clever I didn’t want to encourage him.

LOW ORBIT ION CANNON! FIIIRRREEEE!!!

LOW ORBIT ION CANNON! FIIIRRREEEE!!!

mods please delete it and ban me before I start posting giant Hitler pics again, thanx

Everyone that has posted more than once in this thread can suck my balls.

One…

Two! Yeah! Let the suckage begin!

sarcastro has some attention issues so it seems.
he’s like the dog you had for years who gets jealous when a baby is being born and stuff.

anyway, i already had some interesting reactions in my pm-inbox…who knew so many women are lurking here?