Win a date with a BS girl *

Reviews, Videos, and Everything Else The Finer Things
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To enter the competition you must meet the following criteria:

  1. You must be over 18 years old as at 9th July 2008

  2. Submit the following photos of yourself:

         - in swimwear (boardshorts, speedos, thongs etc.)
     - evening wear (tuxedo or at least a shirt with a collar, not a dog collar)
     - describe your perfect date in 20 words or less

Entries close July 30th 2008 at 12pm. Winners will be announced after the panel (Lily, Su Lin, Syberia, Katje and the female mods if they don’t ban my ass, confer to decide on a winner).

Let the games begin.

  • subject to ‘girl’ changing her mind at any time
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So I only have to discribe my date and I am in since the other two I already did before? :5bouncy:

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For male posters to participate, they will need the following:

  1. Description and pictures of the BS girl they will be dating.
  2. Assurance that this is in fact them and not some random porn model.
  3. Written assurance (in triplicate) that the BS girl is under 100kg.
  4. A completed multiple choice questionnaire to determine whether she is ‘up for it’.
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Shouldn’t the BS girls post pics, you know, as an incentive for guys to take part?

EDIT: As beat me to it… although I disagree with his 100kg rule, as I feel that breasts that weigh 25kg each look ok on a 50kg body.

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OK, I’ll start.

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Can females enter this contest as well?

And if a female wins, can I watch?

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So far HPR is the only contestant in the running. He’s winning the date with the female under 80kg so far.

f4n4n - you have to post in THIS thread.

Frank - only men are allowed to enter this competition.

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Oooh… oooh… pick ME! I’m ever so handsome! While I don’t have any recent photographs (let alone any in swimwear), here’s a reasonably accurate cartoon depiction of yours truly…

Who are you to resist those chiselled good looks? As for the perfect date, I can do it in five words. Burger King… and you’re paying. May I also mention that, being just across the ditch, I’m geographically convenient. =)

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Not a real photo of yourself, you’re not currently eligible syg.

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why is ‘girl’ in quotes?

I’m still skeptical… and that was even back when you said you were in atlanta

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Damn! Foiled again.

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Does it have to be a date?

What about sport fucking?

Seconding the request for pictures of the proposed lady.

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Do you really want to get into the whole sport fucking vs street fucking debate?

Syberia is a cutie pie.

Lily…hahahahaha, sometimes you get what you pay for.

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At this point I’ll make a revelation which will, unfortunately, disqualify me from the competition. That picture isn’t me, it’s Man Faye. Thanks to our beloved forumites for exposing this travesty to me. My legs (and buttocks) may be hairy, but alas, they aren’t in that picture.

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Oh. I have a hairy butt too. Does that disqualify me?

It’s basically like two coconuts side-by-side.

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Girl is in quote because she is a tranny

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I will not be entering this contest, so as to give the rest of you gentlemen an actual chance.

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This you?

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FIXED

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Why would anyone here want to go on a date with a woman?