Will Tito Ortiz be the next "Apprentice"?

http://www6.comcast.net/tv/articles/2007/11/19/TV.Celebrity.Apprentice/?cvqh=itn_apprentice

Just announced; all the way at the end of the article. Tito will be competing for the title of “The Apprentice” and $250,000 for his favorite charity… Season starts January 3, 2008.

How can he lose!

I was just coming here to post this, although I was going to put it in YMAS because, like all reality tv, this has epic suckage written all over it. Lennox Lewis is also going to be in it apparently…sigh

here’s the list:

Omorosa, from Season 1
Vincent PAstore, The Sopranos
Stephen Baldwin, (bad) actor
Gene Simmons, KISS
Nele Galan, producer “The Swan” reality tv show
Marilu Henner, actress
Carol Alt, model
country music star Trace Adkins
Olympic gymnastics gold medalist Nadia Comaneci
Playboy Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon
Olympic softball gold medalist Jennie Finch
heavyweight boxing champ Lennox Lewis
“America’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan
Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz

So can the finale be Lennox Lewis bashing in Tito’s remaining brain cells? PLEASE?

The finale will be Tito Ortiz slamming Lennox Lewis to the floor of the conference room and then laying on him and dropping elbows.

That’s the whole episode. You have been warned.

Actually, if Tito Ortiz tells Donald Trump to go fuck himself, the whole ordeal will be worth it. He’s just the man to do it. Tito, make it happen!

Tiffany Fallon is going to be the new ‘Apprentice’. Just wait and see.

There should be a Photoshop contest with this.

I’ll take Hot Blondes That Trump Has Fantasies About for $250K, Alex…