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Seriously. Who here does and why would you want to???
Because you’re a fucking idiot ?
What makes you think we do?
…or was this culled from somewhere?
To hear the lamentations of their women.
[quote=Santa’s Slayer;2280211]What makes you think we do?
…or was this culled from somewhere?[/quote]
No, the idiot started the thread this way all by himself.
My first reply, why not beat people up? Some people deserve a dose of good old fashioned reality, especially bullies.
Second reply is to defend someone else from harm.
Third is to protect myself from harm.
That’s about it. Any other questions?
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Insecurity.
You see, I was born with a horrible condition. The doctors call it “micro penis”.
Anyways, the only way I gain any kind of satisfaction, or validation in my life, is by ruining other peoples good time.
If I see a guy with an attractive woman. (the kind I could never have on account of my “micro penis”), I’ll conveniently “bump” into him spilling my drink. Then it’s on like donkey kong! A few choice words, maybe a tit grope, and the fists are flying. I don’t even care if I win. I just want to make sure he has a bad night, and doesn’t get laid.
See, that’s what it’s all about. Hating on people, and bringing them down to my level of misery and self loathing. That right there, makes me feel like a big man. I also like cutting people off in traffic, and then slowing down to like 15 mile per hour.
Sometimes I’ll save up all my bowl movements in a bucket. You know, over a period of weeks. Then, I’ll send it “postage due” to someone I don;t like. Someone who has a normal life because their penis isn’t 1.5 inches long when hard.
So, you wanna hang out some time? We can go to a bar and start fights with successful people.
I hate you.
Will you make spoons with me?
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Do you even train? Because if you did you would know that combat sporters are the most mild persons you’ll ever meet.
And you want to know why? Because if you “fight” between 4 hours and 15 hours a week in a gym/club/dojo/etc…, the last thing on your mind is to start a fight in public/club/wallmart/etc…
Offcourse there are exceptions: see the above post of “The Grinch”.
So seriously…Do you train?
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What context are you talking about?
It’s a family tradition.
I don’t beat people up, but people have beaten me up.