Why am I so fucking gorgeous?

It’s a burden.

It’s hard. We should start a support group.

People these days just don’t understand how hard it is to be gorgeous. I mean, it’s hard to chose between 50 gorgeous girls. I mean…why me…not like I asked to be so gorgeous.

I wonder if we are related…

I have already started a support group for this. We always welcome new members. sigh Its not our fault we get out of bed looking like a $100 dollar bill.

Don’t you mean hop in bed for a one dollar bill?

whats the best thing about banging 29 year olds…

there is twenty of them

not funny

I’ve been thinking about plastic surgery…to make myslef less gorgeous, because this is just too much.