Oh God. They’re real. Go to images.google.com and search for “carrot top” and you’ll see enought to convince you.
My day is ruined. How does something like this happen? Carrot Top is fucking YOLKED?!?!? What the FUCK!?!?!?!?
Is Maura Teirney really a man? Am I stoned? FUCK!
Go on to some of Carrot Top’s websites. It might have some info on his physique. I wonder if he uses steriods. That’s a weird thought. Carrot Top on steriods. I wonder if he can fight.
Wait a minute: Athletic build, humor, showmanship, funky hairdo. Who here thinks that Carrot Top could make it in the Professional Wrestling buisness? With a little training, I think he might have a chance.