Who would be willing to train me?

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God help me, I hope to go to the evil alien planet that is North America at some point. If I find it salubrious enough and the air ISN’T sucked out of my body by the miasma and my body ISN’T crushed by the gravity difference and if I’m NOT devoured by some Lovecraftian horror, all of which are a distinct possibility when one considers the sheer inability to support human life foreign countries clearly display, then who is willing to train me?

I’d love to get my big bony head punched in by a boxer and would love to train with bad credit in particular.

My first choice would be Da Mutt, but the puerile little winky fiddlers on this site drove him off.

I’m sure Kungfoolss would make a most gracious host.

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pfft. Just go to Brazil.

nicer weather, nicer people :glasses1:

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And get shot as a vagrant cos of my shitty clothes? No thanks!

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Make more sense to goto Japan from Aus.

Hot women.

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True and I have BLUE eyes

Geihjin e desu ne:viking::hitit:

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So where are you planning to move to?

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Why me?

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Come to south Australia and I’ll train you. If all you want is to be punched by a boxer I can do that for you to.

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Come to China. The cops don’t carry guns and you are bigger than everyone else…

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The cops don’t carry guns in China!?

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I’d suspect it’s extremely rare for a cop to encounter a criminal with a gun over there.

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This is true. Nobody except the army has guns. Even the soldiers I have seen don’t usually carry them unless they expect trouble… ie: never. But the army has :qtank: and :violent5: so nobody really wants to mess with them too much.