Check this shit out.
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=FrankSotoKinetica
It is good for a laugh, but who is this clown?
Looks like the deadly Kenpo to me. Not sure who he is though. His gerth suggests Tracy lineage, but I could be mistaken.
The thread title (soon to be changed) made me LOL.
I dont know why.
Maddog, read some stickies, but welcome to Bullshido none the less.
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I appologise for my school boy error…
Well Mr. Soto sure has his poses down pat. And welcome maddog
http://www.kineticas.com/index.htm
It is NOT ke?po! It is th3 r34l d34dl4y martial art of Mexico!
It draws power from the emulation of its totem animals!
You can tell that it is NOT a Ke?po ripoff, because its animals
are CENTRAL AMERICAN, not Chinese!
My wife read some of the website for me and its freakin’ hilarious!
She says she might transcribe some it later if I don’t piss her off;
but I usually do in the course of the day. Meanwhile, any Spanish translators in the audience?!?
And yeah, welcome maddog!
Buy her some flowers or something. I want to see the Dora the Explorer version of that shizzle.
con papas fritas por favor!
. . . just opened a bottle of white zinfandel, stand by . . .
Hey! Hable usted Espanol? Git bizzy Cousin!
And don’t you mean “de todos y un bolsa de chips” -??
I know a few words
cerveza
bano
comida
chicas
That’s todo. 3 years of HS spanish and I learned calling the over developed girl in the first row “montanas” will get you sent to the dean’s office.
Heh heh. I went to a predominantly HI spanic high school, which had a negative effect on my desire to take Spanish. I got in plenty of fights as it was, without knowing what the vatos were saying when I walked by . . .
Translacion en un rato . . .
Universal Fluidity. I wonder if you can buy that in a bottle?
Apparently not, but if you pay years of tuition to Frank Soto you’re supposed to get close . . .
I’ll try to be nice to my wife today and get the “levels” of the system translated. They’re a scream, but he gets highbrow with the descriptions and I can’t put them in English accurately without her.
Thanks,
I get the feeling it will be worth it for comedy value alone.
I just sent an neutral e-mail to Arizona’s sexual offender InfoCenter asking them if its the same guy. However I would ask posters not to jump to the conclusion that they are the same individual before we get more information.
The WHOIS comes back to Mexico, not Arizona.
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