I know that he’s the only poster on Bullshido I want to die in a car crash more than ShadowofRavenWolf*
*Note that when I say I want them to die in a fiery crash crash I’m not implying that I’d cut their brake cables or anything so much as I’m just hoping, praying that the flames of the resulting hypothetical wreck will horribly disfigure their bodies and and rob them of even the most remote sense of independence and/or dignity as they whittle away their days at home high-fiving each other (or at least attempting to do so with the oven mitts they now call “hands”) over reruns of Mega-Millionaire as they slur tired grappling jokes through their doughy, malformed mouths, though the tears inside never stop flowing.
Originally posted by Boyd
[B]I know that he’s the only poster on Bullshido I want to die in a car crash more than ShadowofRavenWolf*
*Note that when I say I want them to die in a fiery crash crash I’m not implying that I’d cut their brake cables or anything so much as I’m just hoping, praying that the flames of the resulting hypothetical wreck will horribly disfigure their bodies and and rob them of even the most remote sense of independence and/or dignity as they whittle away their days at home high-fiving each other (or at least attempting to do so with the oven mitts they now call “hands”) over reruns of Mega-Millionaire as they slur tired grappling jokes through their doughy, malformed mouths, though the tears inside never stop flowing. [/B]
Originally posted by Shadowofravenwolf You try too hard, you know that?
Thank you very much for the comedy advice. Hopefully one day I too will become advanced enough in laughology to turn my avatar into a cheaply photoshopped image of Jesus Christ saying something WACKY and out of character and thusly the contrast of expectations would result in humor.
Originally posted by Boyd Thank you very much for the comedy advice. Hopefully one day I too will become advanced enough in laughology to turn my avatar into a cheaply photoshopped image of Jesus Christ saying something WACKY and out of character and thusly the contrast of expectations would result in humor.
Keep trying, it may not reek of effort next time. It really looks like you sit there for 10 minutes or so, trying to think of something.
Originally posted by Boyd Thank you very much for the comedy advice. Hopefully one day I too will become advanced enough in laughology to turn my avatar into a cheaply photoshopped image of Jesus Christ saying something WACKY and out of character and thusly the contrast of expectations would result in humor.
I hope you are still writing into your 20s.
…actually my wife does too, I emailed out your comments on homosexual marriage. Sorry but my mom thought you were overly crude and even though it was done for effect it detracted from what you were saying.
The jesus in his avatar is also from dogma, zero originality.
Originally posted by Dochter
[B]I hope you are still writing into your 20s.
…actually my wife does too, I emailed out your comments on homosexual marriage. Sorry but my mom thought you were overly crude and even though it was done for effect it detracted from what you were saying.
The jesus in his avatar is also from dogma, zero originality. [/B]
Well you can go and tell yo momma that I appreciate her constructive criticism.
Originally posted by Shadowofravenwolf Keep trying, it may not reek of effort next time. It really looks like you sit there for 10 minutes or so, trying to think of something.
You are absolutely correct, thought is bad; less thought, more condascending advice and Everquest handles, more better times for all. Happy fun times.
Originally posted by KC Elbows
[B]You are absolutely correct, thought is bad; less thought, more condascending advice and Everquest handles, more better times for all. Happy fun times.
Yours truly,
Sillhouetteofroostershark [/B]
Thanks KC. There’s a fine mist of snot on my computer screen now, from laughing and snorting at the same time.
Originally posted by KC Elbows
[B]You are absolutely correct, thought is bad; less thought, more condascending advice and Everquest handles, more better times for all. Happy fun times.
Yours truly,
Sillhouetteofroostershark [/B]
Yeah, because photoshoping holocaust victims, and the twin towers with owned, requires alot of thought.
Oh, and I’ve never played Everquest. I don’t believe in paying to play, keep trying though. You may find some truth in your assumptions.
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