I have discovered that I have problems keeping gas escaping during opportune moments. When the sensei is speaking or I am working with a partner, particularly when that person is in my guard, I often pass gas. I have discovered that the Sanchin Kata allows me to clinch my buttocks together tightly, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any other techniques I can use to keep from crop-dusting the class.
It is especially difficult during quiet yoga sessions where I am doing downward dog.
I am not willing to change my diet. I love beans. And broccoli.
Work on timing your bowel movements (before class) and meals (not before class).
I am sometimes the smelly kid at judo when I get lax with meal timing.
Get a tighter asshole…
…that can indeed be trained
How do you think tohse thai hookers shoot golf balls with theirs?
Seriously
Jalon Anderson will be more than happeh to explain his exercise of clenching a book between your butt cheeks. His Kung Fu truly explains how the human body works.
Are we talking about “Catcher in the Rye” or Websters’ dictionary?
[quote=frikifu;2138412]Get a tighter asshole…
…that can indeed be trained
How do you think tohse thai hookers shoot golf balls with theirs?
Seriously[/quote]
So you recommend “Thai Hooking”?
Common, the answer is obvious: _ing _un. All the anus clenching will make air tight even in the most uncomfortable positions.
I really should ask Chickenbeakfist where he gets all those facepalm pics.
[quote=crappler;2138401]I have discovered that I have problems keeping gas escaping during opportune moments. When the sensei is speaking or I am working with a partner, particularly when that person is in my guard, I often pass gas. I have discovered that the Sanchin Kata allows me to clinch my buttocks together tightly, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any other techniques I can use to keep from crop-dusting the class.
It is especially difficult during quiet yoga sessions where I am doing downward dog.[/quote]
Quit jamming things in to your anus and it wont be such a loose hole.
What about, Wing Bung?
Oh ok…I will give you credit for that. Pretty good reply.
+rep.
You like obnoxious lawyers, don’t you Oldman. 
Holding on to farts is unhealthy, best off if you fart or walk away and fart e.t.c…