I want to know for when I get better. I was thinking of naming my left hand check and my right checkmate.
your hands are already registered as lethal weapons at redtube
Well I am good at beating things.
/Worst thread ever
In America I believe you just fill out a form at the DMV once you have your black belt.
In Australia it is a little harder, because it is not only those who have achieved black belts who are required to register, but anyone with more than 1 (full) documented leap year (385 days) in any martial art, including, but not limited to, Tai Chi, Yoga, origami and karate. Only exception is Jiu jitsu because that doesn’t work on the streets.
The test is more of a survival course, where one must make it through the Supermax prison in Wollongong alive, while inmates are allowed to use improvised toothbrush shivs/ shanks to attempt to stop you. You are unarmed. I actually had to do it twice, because they found out that I had also trained before I was 18.
It is actually a good system, as our government does not condone the death penalty. If a prisoner is to suffer some sort of “misfortune” it is not state sanctioned death, but a consequence of committing crime and going to prison, human rights activists therefore have little to whinge about. Because of these “consequences”, though, only the most murderous, vicious, violent and criminally insane are put in the Gauntlet, which is the nickname I gave the facility when I lost one of my martial arts brethren during my first test. Most survivors call it The Battlefield, in honour of me.
^^^ What Simio said
And would you kindly go to a quiet spot and disembowel yourself honourably.
Thanks
i made my own certificate but havent registered them yet. i think i will wait until next year after i find a job.
So, you have moved from shit thread starter to unoriginal shit thread starter.
I tend to think if you are paying someone $69.95 for techniques that really should have been honed to perfection about 6 hours after your first sexual experience, maybe you are just not cut out for that type of activity.
If you were truly badass, someone comes to your house with all the paperwork filled out. All you need to do is sign it.
You don’t find them, they find you.
Fuck yeah they have a Certified Love Coach Program!
Folks I have found my new career I am going to open up a love dojo!
[LEFT]"A 23-year-old man claiming that 19 years of martial arts experience led him to register his hands and feet as lethal weapons was knocked unconscious Monday night by a former roommate.
Kitsap County sheriff’s deputies were called to the house on the 3000 block of Tasia Lane after receiving word of an assault, reports said.
When deputies arrived, the 23-year-old told them that a 21-year-old man who used to live there had gotten drunk and was becoming verbally and physically abusive toward other guests. The 23-year-old was sitting down and told him to stop. The 21-year-old unexpectedly punched him in the face, knocking him unconscious, sheriff’s reports said.
“During the interview (the 23-year-old) explained he had 19 years of experience in martial arts,” the deputy wrote. “In fact both his hands and feet were registered as lethal weapons in the state of Arizona. He was not sure if he had been registered with the Washington state system or not. Further, as a registered lethal weapon he had to allow his attacker three ‘contacts’ before he could retaliate. Unfortunately he was knocked unconscious after the first ‘contact.’”
Another man at the house attempted to call police, but the 21-year-old kicked him in the chest, the reports said.
Deputies were unable to locate the suspect at the time.
A spokeswoman for the Arizona attorney general’s office said she was unaware of any state law requiring experienced marital artists to register. Scott Wilson, a spokesman for the Kitsap County Sheriff’s Office, said he was unaware of a Washington state law requiring experienced martial artists to register."
http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2007/oct/17/man-knocked-out-before-he-could-use-his-weapons/
i highlighted the special piece.
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Ahh, but I imagine they don’t want to alarm the public. Knowing that there are deadly martial artists among them might force some “rights” activists into action, possibly creating a “lethal weapon location list” in line with the “sexual offender location list”. This would inhibit the governments ability to call on their countries last line of defence.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-year-olds-guide-to-fighting/
Don’t try to pretend you were joking.
I knew you were fucking clueless from day one.
thats a fucked up rule, 3 contacts before u can defend back. haha, canada there is no such registry, cause its fucking retarded. u just need to be able to justify your actions.
there isnt one anywhere, idiot.
check check mate?
hahah nice one…oh shit, were you serious !!!
This terrible unoriginal unfunny thread somehow got trumped. Amazing.
Off to Trollshido.