Forget mantis style. We should be training mantis shrimp.
http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2004/04/21_shrimp.shtml
I think someone already posted this… But I like your title better.
Hey, I’ve already named myself grandmaster of Mantis Shrimp Fu don’t be butting in.
“Mantis shrimp may have swiftest kick in the animal kingdom”
“The speed of this strike exceeds most animal movements by far,” said biologist Sheila Patek, a Miller Post-doctoral Fellow at UC Berkeley. “It’s insanely fast, but important for generating the forces necessary to crush its preferred food - snails.”
It’s TKD!!!