I need to beat up somebody for a friend, but I don’t know this person and don’t know how to start a conflict with him. What’s the fastest way to beat him up?
fastest would be something like a baseball bat. But if you go that route enjoy prision. other wise i would suggest learn to throw a punch. and once again based on your question enjoy going to prision. What your asking is whats hte best way to commit a crime. so enjoy your time in jail. I strongly suggest you forget about the whole thing and grow the fuck up. Other wise might i usggest a movie like goodfellas, and once again prepair to go to prision.
Rofl. Get a group together, groups are hard to fight let me say. One time there was this fight, 5 vs1. We kicked so much ass you wouldn’t believe it.
i just want to beat them up a little bit because they put my friend in prison by ratting him out on their lil drug trafficking, so they are scum anyway, but no weapons or something so should i hit them on the nose or in the balls or something? but my biggest question is, how do you start a fight with somebody who doesn’t get why you want to fight them?
This can’t be real.
First off you need to unite your group with some sort of common ideal, look at the crap going on in Sudan at the moment towards the school teacher.
In your case peace and goodwill to fellow men should do the trick. Enjoy prison afterwards.
Throw feces at them. Then they want to fight.
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My tried and true method is to knock them unconscious first. I usually do this by hitting them on the back of the head with a blunt object: a wooden plank, baseball bat, a seven iron does the trick well too. Sleeper holds and ether work even less messy. Once they’re out, you can have your way with him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQb79C69Z9U i wish i had this masters skills nobody would even notice it
lol fur reals
heres what a i suggest go beat up your friend for being a pussy and having his friends fight his battles.
edit: this is a troll job and a bad one at that. ban plox
Oh goodie now you can realy go to prision. my guess is you’ll get charged with a minumium of assault and witness tampering. and the rate your going assault, battery, witness tampering, and Interfering with an Invetigation.
I hear the best way to start a fight is to walk up tot he person and hit them. beat the crap out of them adn then tell them why you did it just before the cops taser you to the ground and make you piss your self.
ya but how do i make them attack me so that it will beself defense? give them a knife then shoot them bas ruten style?
Tell them how their moms really liked the stuff you came up with them while watching 2 girls 1 cup for ideas.
If that doesn’t get them riled up enough show them the clip.
I suggest you either jiz on his face, or beat him with a pair of nunchucks.
For maximum ownage, I’d say that you should do both.
should i ass rape them with numbchucks?
I recommend looking into a few classes of a no-nonsense, down-to-earth art. Things like Aikdio, bujinkan and wing chun are usually good bets and a class or three will definitely give you something to use. Don’t tell your instructor though.
Shit.
You must have a crush on Virus, don’t you? Go do some pushups or something.
hits the floor
You poor boy you lost your supplier too bad.
Kill them until they die.
Works everytime, you cannot fail.
I recommend hurtling rocks at them until they enter a beserker rage.
HOPE MY ADVICE WORKS
“I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.”
-Abraham Lincoln
Always a good strategy.