What to do?

So, I’ve got a ton of ayahuasca and a few friends. What should I do? I really don’t want to lay around and watch these fools cry about tentacle rape or whatever the entities get into, so I think I’ll head out. Bicycle trip? Museum? DC tourism? Any ideas?

You have a ton of ayahuasca???

You could start by inviting me round!!!

Seriously, I recommend you finding the nicest, most out of the way rural spot possible and then do amounts that would make Terence Mckenna raise an eyebrow…

You could possibly combine that with the bicycle trip if you wanted.

How about a variant of some tripping games? Do some Native American (Or other) shamanic ritual. Really try and push for that Ecstatic/Visionary experience.

as your attorney i advise you to rent a fast car with no top…

(if you haven’t done so already.)

go to a driving range those are fun, but DC. tourism would be fun.

Don’t go in public. Beware the projectile diarrhea and that thing that feels like an alien trying to jump out your stomach(surprisingly not as unpleasent as it sounds.)

Did you get the raw ingredients? If so you should give me your recipe and tell me how much you did and how fucked up you got when it’s all over. I’ve had trouble making consistent batches in the past. Sometimes I got too fucked up, sometimes not enough.

Strip club!

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[/I]Ummm, I can’t imagine that being a lot of fun while fuct on DMT…

Seeing the strippers flow into each other, while surronded by light composed of geometric patterns…

Actually, that sounds kinda cool, but not for the reasons one traditionally visits a stripclub for!

Embers or Goldies!?

(whats ayahuasca?)

Don’t go in public. Beware the projectile diarrhea and that thing that feels like an alien trying to jump out your stomach(surprisingly not as unpleasent as it sounds.)

I make the stuff all the time. No purge. The admixture I used a cold water extraction on after my roommate banned me from cooking drugs in the house. Its clean as all fuck. The caapi is atrocious, but it doesn’t take much for a good deal if MAO inhibition.

Did you get the raw ingredients? If so you should give me your recipe and tell me how much you did and how fucked up you got when it’s all over. I’ve had trouble making consistent batches in the past. Sometimes I got too fucked up, sometimes not enough.

This is not my best recipe unfortunately and I was drinking ungodly amounts earlier, so you don’t want to go by that.

Decided to crush 3/4 of my caapi tonight and drink jurema like there’s no tomorrow. Then I’ll send my friend off on his own with the remainder, which should be sufficient for a guy still telling the story about the time he ate ONE mushroom.

please god give me teh hookup.

iamshaman.com for the caapi, bouncingbearbotanicals.com if you’re using DMT with it. About 70gs caapi, 12gs mimosa, boiled in water for 9 hours with a dash of vinegar. add egg white, cook until it congeals, filter once.

Alternatively, if you don’t want to boil it, turn a two liter upside down and fill the opening with cotton. Cut the top off, fill the bottom with caapi and run water over it. Let it sit and filter. Makes a clear brew thats supposed to be easy to drink. You know you have harmala alkaloids if it glows under a black light. Haven’t tried this one. Jurema is a great admixture, and can be made by shredding your MHRB and squeezing it into cold water.

The caapi is 100% legal. The admixtures are of dubious legality. Cases have been won with full blown DMT containing ayahuasca and people have been run out of the country for just the plants.

Sounds like you’ve done this shit alot…

What is it about the DMT, that floats your boat so much?

I’ve always used syrian rue and mimosa. The syrian rue is really nasty.

I haven’t done it THAT much. Fucked up my ratio so incredibly badly. First I drank so much jurema that I puked everything up. Didn’t know if I should’ve had more or not. I went for more, since I was out of caapi and my previously strong come up was pretty much aborted. Then I started passing out from either fatigue or too much DMT. The rest of the night was spent with profoundly idiotic and quite murky imagery and an annoying buzz that prevented sleep. Next time I’m drinking caapi until I can see the outlines it does and THEN I’m dropping the DMT.

Anyways, it lets me see weird shit and reflect on the human condition.

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[/I]Quoted for (summation of) truth.

Might i be so bold as to recommed anything and everything with the words ‘Terence Mckenna’ in them, on Youtube!!

Meh, don’t like him much. He’s pretty much fucking up the psychedelic experience by reducing it to a series of drug culture memes. A trip report is one thing, but by advancing his tales as having some factual basis, hes coloring the experience for others thereby stifling creativity and the mind’s own expression.

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[/I]Dude, would you mind elaborating on the bit i’ve put in bold? I’m not sure what you’re driving at there.

The last part about him colouring the experience, i find interesting! I mean, if you’re into hallucinagens, you must have heard of the self-transforming machine elves. Mckenna’s invention.

Dude, would you mind elaborating on the bit i’ve put in bold? I’m not sure what you’re driving at there.

Well, I’d guess he didn’t SWEAR by his tales, but his speaking/writing style as well as the content of his stories leans toward suggesting some objective truth to his ideas. Its especially lame when he ALSO speaks on actual math and science, which he tended to fuck up tremendously.

I mean, if you’re into hallucinagens, you must have heard of the self-transforming machine elves. Mckenna’s invention.

Ran into a few. It was interesting.