What martial art is best to protect against black gangsters?

ya i know, we have that problem in Holland too.

Those damn Crips ripped my woodenshoes at gunpoint twice now.

This is surefire body armor against “black gangsters”. Wear it at all times around them, and you will be fine. I promise. Really… do it.

Reminds me of “Blazin’ Saddles” when Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder infiltrate Da Klan.

…no,no, 100m breast stroke.

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DUH!

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Wow! creative thread.

How do women weild knives?

I want to be prepared against knife attacks from WOMEN I wonder how they instinctively weild knives and such. for example i doubt they would prison yard rush style attack you as opposed to powerful men

What, ALL WOMEN? I can barely figure out one woman, let alone all.

Strangler? Is that you?

They cut out your heart and eat it, man…

Damn them.

Why can’t they be more like guys?

Stab the perineum?

Are you saying jews = black gangsters? I mean I heard rastafari is basically black zionism, but this is taking it too far

only if I’m slightly off target, right?

Worried that your wife is going to catch you out dude?

Well my girlfriend pulled a knife on me the other day while we were having a heated (verbal) fight. She didn’t actually attack me though but I am wondering now had she attacked how would she have attacked and would I have been able to neutralize her attack?

they have soccer hooligans and soccer

I would suggest finding a new gf? Or have the local nut house/police station on speed dial

Well, officially, in the rock/paper/scissors type rationale, the only thing that beats a knife is a tactical thermo-nuclear strike from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.

no we’re practically soul mates and everything is sweet, but she kinda has a violence problem so i was just wondering how do women generally use knifes (slashing/stabbing/throwing/close the distance and prison yard rush?)