What is bjj

So here it is, everyone is talking about bjj.

1 what does Bjj stand for??

2 What techniques does it consist of??

3 Would it be any good in a real fight scenario??

No . . .

Go to www.bjj.org then die.

You are my new hero.

Thank you for the information but you can slob my knob about the dieing part

Uh oh, blood in the water

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=bjj&btnG=Google+Search

This will get you started.

Also, try here.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=YOU+ARE+A+FUCKING+DICKHEAD+MORON+COCKSUCKING+PIECE+OF+SHIT&btnG=Search

I take it this is a late attempt at mimicking Aesopian’s ‘Dumbass Questions’ posts.

Die, die, die.

Go to www.judoinfo.com then die.

BJJ is the art of rolling around on the ground with men, some times with boys.
j/k. if you dont have a good amount of ground figthing ability in your personal arsenal. then you need to learn some. other wise your fucked i fyou fall to the ground and cant grapple.

BJJ is the brazilian flavor of the once solely japanese art of JU-Jitsu Meaning “Gentle way”. BJJ’ focus is largely on ground techniques, however most BJJ schools also do judo. to help with what to do before you go to the ground.
the good schools do knuckle pushups on sand paper, they train on cement floors. and for you tests you have to wrestle on broken glass. they have to make up for all the hugging of men.

Satire!

Hahahaaa!

1 what does Bjj stand for?? BJJ stands for Basically Just Judo

2 What techniques does it consist of?? Judo katame-waza + morote-gari and kuchiki-taoshi

3 Would it be any good in a real fight scenario?? Yes in most situations but not against The Martialist who as we all know fights unfairly

Wow, that opens up a whole new realm of possibilities for calling BJJ ‘teh ghey’.