Holy shit, I’ve been using kung fu principles all my life!
I don’t understand how smoking a lot of cigarettes is a kung fu principle.
Being sexist, racist, and homophobic helps you focus your chi. Duh.
I think this has to do with the racist bit. I see lots of old chinese men smoking their local cigarettes. They are Chinese therefore they must do Kung Fu. So if you do Kung Fu you are Chinese and smoke, how’s that for a woman?
If anyone takes my above post seriously they are fit to be in a coma :violent1:
Well well, now I am in trollshido, staring at Ashida Kim’s ugly face. However could this have happened? After all, my post contributed so much to the thread from which it was removed. Perhaps I will PM mods randomly, demanding an explanation/apology. Or perhaps not.
And I want it to be known that I was joking about upholding all the kung fu principles. I don’t smoke.
God, Mississippi, the Union’s D student.
Vince… Principals (in the thread title) and Principles (in the thread body) mean different things, don’t confuse the two. ;p
considering Tortelli probably didn’t complete much past the 5th grade, I doubt he has had much experience with either types.
hence his general confussion in all things.
Vince probably meant prenuptial contract, something his cousin’s momma made him sign before they wed on their 13th birthday.
Britney-Bob’s momma didn’t want that lazy-ass slacker getting his hands on their good pig in any kinda divorce settlement.
once again the residents of Arkansas would like to extend a collective “thank you” to Mississippi, public education’s cellar dweller.
Why is the ‘s’ on the end of Arkansas not pronounced?
It is pronouced, just as a ‘w’.
Hope that makes sense now.
Too many people with lisps down that way. “thaw” sounds better than “Thath.”
opportunity cost is too high
the same reason the middle “C” is silent in Connecticut
which is ?
Goucestershire
Leicestershire
Isle of Wight
explain them apples
Look, this isn’t about the UK… I asked the question !!
It makes us sound more cosmopolitan?
What’s that mean?