Welcome to the real world.....

Ok, me and my friend had a little chat tonight when we got back from the pub. Twas a random chat but still it made me realise a few things. People should stop boasting about how great their art is and get on with their lives. If you get in a hostile situation, do what you gotta do and get the hell out of there before you get hurt, or your girlfriend get’s raped:-

Andy says:
Ello mate

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
Evening

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
you left pretty soon after me then

Andy says:
Yeah mate it got too smoky and hot and i need to get some sleep

Andy says:
Good night though. Good to see Jo and the old alex manager Andy.

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
indeed

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
bit of a flashback

Andy says:
Yeah i can imagine,

Andy says:
Well they say memories can be more vivid than reality sometimes.

Andy says:
Who ‘they’ are is anyone’s guess.

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?name=Reviews&file=viewreview&id=157

Andy says:
lol. Thats funny but i fucking hate that website. it’s full of pretentions wanker wannabe cage fighters

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
yep

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
all they ever say is “I’d love to spar with him”

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
and they think that BJJ is the be all and end all of martial arts

Andy says:
" i do BJJ and it the best, because i love getting kicked in the head by some guy while i’m gaying up the piss head i’m fighting with"

Andy says:
These people need to realise martial arts came about so that people could defend themselves. Not try to prove who can sweat all over someone the
most.

Andy says:
“I’m the shit but as soon as someone pokes me in the eye or catches my bollocks i hide behind the ref”

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
LOL

Andy says:
Its funny but its so true. The other day I said to my friend “if you take me to the floor i’ll rip your nuts off” he said “well i’ll bite your face off” i said “well whats the point in doing BJJ then?” he promptly shut up…

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
HAHAHAHA

Andy says:
I can appreciate that its one of the most effective martial arts IN THE RING, but on the street when some pissed tosser and his mate (or 4) is causing trouble you want to disable the immediate threat then get the fuck out of there

Andy says:
“i took him to the floor and arm-barred him” “Yeah but he raped your girlfriend while you were doing it” “er…”

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
LOL

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
there’s a lot of funny videos on this site

Andy says:
Anyway enough of that. I’m gonna go get me some sleep so i can function at a reasonable level tomorrow.

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
ok mate, cya later

Andy says:
Take care buddy See you on thursday.

Andy says:
night night

I’m no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock" says:
laterz

Nuff said. Get a life :sign13:

Please repost this in english. Either proper American English or proper English English. This cockney crap is eurotrash ebonics.

Wow. Andy Murray makes LESS sense in Instant Messanger.

Well, off to Trollshido we go.

Trollshido meet your newest resident.

Listen other person (you wanted english you got it you american twat) if you can’t understand what i’m saying then you obviously should have been held back in school or your just plain retarded. I’ve seen plenty of “OMFG joo suxorz” and all that crap on this site and suprisingly no one seems to care. Have you actaully got anything to say in the defense of the people i’m having a stab at?

I made perfect sense Obviously i’ve got a valid point or you wouldn’t have put it in ‘trollshido’. So you can’t think of an intelligent response? Why does that not suprise me.

Ummm … nah. I’d think most of the people you’re trying to “stab” at are staff, and I know for a fact that 85% of us could wipe the floor with you. I’ve never even met you, but I know it in my bones.

I’m included in the “could make you wear a french maid outfir” crew, by the way.

Well, actaully, nearly everything said in that conversation was both stupid and inaccurate. Sometimes it was mendacious too. so, you know, fits in fine here.

Go post something worthwhile.

THere’s nothing you guys talked about that hasn’t been discussed before. Just look through the forums a bit and you’ll know our arguments.

" i do BJJ and it the best, because i love getting kicked in the head by some guy while i’m gaying up the piss head i’m fighting with"

I’D FIND THIS PART INSULTING IF IT WEREN’T SO CHILLINGLY ACCURATE

If grappling is gay, I’m a limp-wristed cocksmoker.

Yes, Chaos we know. You don’t have to keep TELLING us.

:…(

8==D O:

WHY HELLO ANDY OLD CHAP, HOW ARE YOU AFTER THE RAPE

Sweetie, you’ll find a nice boy someday. You just need to watch your figure.

Man that’s some weird shit to tell everyone on an internet forum.

God damn it I hate Cockneys.

Guys… that guy wasnt speaking proper cockney like… it was just fucked up english…

MAP called. They’re missing one of their idiots.