Welcome to the New L3

Reviews, Videos, and Everything Else The Finer Things
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As some of you have noticed, there have been some changes made here. Not many, but a few, and slowly.

I was given MODship of L3 a while back, but due to work constraints, was unable to fulfill what was requested of me by many of you, Bullshido’s most awesome posters.

Now that I’ve been laid off my day job, I have plenty of time to do things like post pictures of beautiful women and talk about being a thoroughly impressive drunkard.

So what is the new Liquor, Loot, & Ladies?

Bullshido’s “Men’s Magazine”, dedicated to those with the temerity to live the Bullshido lifestyle.

Esquire, GQ, Maxim…these are magazines for manboys who wish they had the balls to become men like us. Gentrified fops. Whilst we may be as classy as they, even the best tuxedo still clothes bodies which we daily use to pummel, punish, choke, & stab our way to perfection. For others, their lives are mere debauched excess. For us, libation & liberal sexual mores are the rewards, the fruits of our efforts. If the root of the term “martial” is warfare, then there are times when one must enjoy the spoils of war. We play hard, because we fight hard.

So, what to expect from Liquor, Loot, & Ladies?

Booze. Discussions of the finest of single malts, to the joys of a Natty Bo at a summer crab feast. A bottle 2002 Saint-Romain shared with friends over a dinner of Thai cuisine. Turkish beer over lamb roast whilst watching goddess-like belly dancers perform. Reviews of clubs & bars, recountings of Bullies’ evenings of awesomeness. Which means YOU. Review your favorite wateringhole. Post pictures of your Drinkdowns. Bonus points if you’re wearing Bullshido brand clothing.

Loot. If there’s one thing this forum has had way too little discussion of, it’s loot. Your car, your clothes, your cigars. Got new wheels, be they a shaggin’ wagon or an Indianapolis Red BMW M6 Coupe.? You worked for it, so show it off! Show us your pad, the place where you bring the…

Ladies. The only mystery worth understanding. This forum has definitely done a good job of covering this arena, and with new additions like Super Guido’s thread, it can only get better. We’ve even included the Laddies for our members who are persuaded in such a manner.

What this forum is not for:

  • Bitching & whining; especially about women. MAN THE FUCK UP. Do you bitch & whine on the mat? Stop being a fucking girly man.
  • Bullshit. Some of you have already had your shit deported for causing thread-drift or general assfoolery.
  • Geekery. This should go without saying. Fucking take it to Sociocide.

I’ve stickied Super-Guido’s orgasm instructional, and will be perusing the forum for other articles worth stickying, including my two old “Training Blogs”. Much like the precedent we’ve seen with the Style forums, these stickies will help you find pertinent knowledge, as well as providing you with great examples of what this forum is about.

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I think I’ll do a Wingman guide…

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but waaaaaah where will I just post total fucking garbage?

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YMAS.

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Most excellent.

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BUT WAIT

What if I know nothing about girls? Where should I post that question?

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[quote=JohnnyCache;2078419]BUT WAIT

What if I know nothing about girls? Where should I post that question?[/quote]

This is definitely the place for that! If you’ve got questions, post them here. Some of us do what we can. Others here have pulled ballet dancers, strippers, even daughters of Asian mafia bosses! (not recommended due to health concerns)

Trying to figure out how to introduce yourself to that girl? Tired of people telling you to either a) “just be yourself”, or b) giving you some bullshit neolinguistic formula you have to follow? Let’s face it, that’s like asking an Ed Parker Kempo guy how to learn good strikining…

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ok, i’m gonna start a thread asking about setting up a basic home bar.

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Yes.

Finally.

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Auslander, do you have “Moderates online martial arts forum” on your resume as a testament to your leadership skills?

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Do it!!!

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[quote=SuperGuido;2078475]Yes.

Finally.[/quote]

Keep up the good work.

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No.

Do you have anything worth contributing?

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Oh goddamnit, everything auslander touches turns to pure shit. Just what LLL needs… a fucking hall monitor. I can’t wait for such useful threads as “incense, burning your way into her bedroom.” Or “zen in the love den. Der’s guide to love.”

I kid,(sorta) sorry about losing your job derrrrr.

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[quote=DerAuslander108;2078515]
Do you have anything worth contributing?[/quote]

Well, of course I do. But what’s the point if you’re going to delete/move it anyway?

Soul may have meant this in jest, but it really is true.

Overkill, man. Fucking overkill.

I don’t understand how a few inane threads in LLL would hurt anyone. Shit, it might even be good for lulz, which is all you can ask for these days…

Fucking fun police.

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Someone was asking about tantric sex the other day…that something you guys would be interested in?

Appreciated. Hopefully unemployment won’t last for too long.

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You tell me.

Out of 10 threads you’ve contributed to L3, 9 were sent to Trollshido.

I know you are an intelligent, capable young man. However, your trolling of L3 is no longer permitted. In fact, it was due to posters’ complaints about your behavior that I was asked to step in. Decent threads were destroyed & derailed by your shitstorm of poor behavior. People didn’t like it.

You were warned, sometimes subtly, sometimes bluntly, that your behavior was not appreciated. You continued trolling, at times acting like a wounded victim. Your mysoginistic comments were extremely off-putting to our female members. This forum is about the appreciation of women we would like to be naked with, not the demeaning of them.

You brought it on yourself.

This is not your personal bullshit forum. It is L3. An On-Topic forum. You may take your crap to YMAS if you want to dick around.

Grow the fuck up, you self-obsessed narcissistic porkfucker.

And that’s Mr. Fun-nazi to you.

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Hmmm, at first i was incensed by the new, ostensibly DHS-esque (almost said Nazi) moderation of the l3.

After reading this, i’m intrigued, and hopeful! Like a silly German, looking for a strong leader and the hope of a better tomorrow after the disastrous defeats of the past, i invest my faith in you, Derauslander108!

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[quote=3moose1;2078567]Hmmm, at first i was incensed by the new, ostensibly DHS-esque (almost said Nazi) moderation of the l3.

After reading this, i’m intrigued, and hopeful! Like a silly German, looking for a strong leader and the hope of a better tomorrow after the disastrous defeats of the past, i invest my faith in you, Derauslander108![/quote]

While we will get nowhere near DHS, the fact is that this is a topic forum. Too much bullshit jibbajabba negates the purpose of separating L3 from either YMAS, or Sociocide. We came very close to losing this forum entirely. This upset me, because I saw a need and a purpose for L3. I had a dream…

So, yes. Some shit got moved. The great majority of material didn’t. Some of the things that were moved had absolutely nothing to do with booze, bullion, & babes. If they had nothing to do with the topic of this forum, why were they here?

Other topics that were moved ran directly counter the views this forum is supposed to espouse. Just as gun control nuts aren’t allowed to post their drivel in the armory, why should we allow teetotallers, eunuchs, and mysoginists post their shit here?

So really, there’s nothing to complain about. If you want to post random bullshit, great! We have a forum for it called YMAS. This is Liquor, Loot, & Ladies.

Is that too difficult for some to understand?

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No, its perfectly understandable. I first saw a fuckton of threads being moved, and i didn’t know why. I came to this thread, read, and understood.

And look forward to the new l3!

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I’m glad you stickied the beer threads.
Sleep, BJJ, and beer are the most important things in my life.

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Interesting … well, not really. I mean why would I or anyone else give a fuck? The last time I started a thread in LLL was ages ago. The threads could be dancing with dragons in the sky and it still wouldn’t matter.

I know you are an intelligent, capable young man. However, your trolling of L3 is no longer permitted. In fact, it was due to posters’ complaints about your behavior that I was asked to step in. Decent threads were destroyed & derailed by your shitstorm of poor behavior. People didn’t like it.

You failed to mention that I am smarter than you are. Which is something that should be acknowledged. Also, I serve a very important purpose up in this place, that is, counterbalancing the self importance of so called pundits who think chopping down a couple trees makes them expert loggers.

You were warned, sometimes subtly, sometimes bluntly, that your behavior was not appreciated. You continued trolling, at times acting like a wounded victim. Your mysoginistic comments were extremely off-putting to our female members. This forum is about the appreciation of women we would like to be naked with, not the demeaning of them.

I’m sorry, come again?

Hypocrisy. Of course there is going to misogyny in a forum called “LLL”. Dressing up a turd with fancy language and a thin veneer of “appreciation” is not the same as respect. With that said I feel fucking sorry for aforementioned female members … poor sods.

Gah, what’s the point anyway. I feel like one of those poet/writers that no one gets. To quote Canibus “You know how you be feelin’ sad…
That’s how I feel when I grab the microphone but niggas don’t understand”.

You brought it on yourself.

You misunderstand me (and perhaps yourself) completely.

This is not your personal bullshit forum. It is L3. An On-Topic forum. You may take your crap to YMAS if you want to dick around.

Hmmmm. I think perhaps you got bored, or your self esteem got hurt and you wanted to feel important again. So what did you do … you decided to convert a subforum of an internet forum largely based on comedy into something serious. That’s like implementing the four umpire, high tech referral system for a backyard cricket game.

Grow the fuck up, you self-obsessed narcissistic porkfucker.

And that’s Mr. Fun-nazi to you.
I’m grown dude. Believe that.

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Sorry, Q. This isn’t open for discussion. It’s all ready been examined from all angles.

This is a Topic Forum. Bullshit goes elsewhere.

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What you children have to understand is that leisure and lovemaking aren’t trivial opportunities for adolescent vulgarity.

They’re closer to forms of worship; moments of sublime or awesome beauty and joy.

You know, like sitting on a mild summer’s evening, sipping a Laphroaig, listening to Brendel playing Mozart’s piano concertos, looking at your beautiful wife with all the tenderness of love, and longing of lust.

That’s how we roll on Bullshido…