Welcome back Djimbe.

tom60 · March 29, 2007, 7:03pm

that was sad
that was a ???

tom60 · March 29, 2007, 7:05pm

normally I’d leave that along as many other , that you dragged me into so here goes
are you kidding ? that was crap

tom60 · March 29, 2007, 7:07pm

not sure why I am the first word on you’re thread but as long as you insist ?
I didn’t like it , don’t look forward to any other video

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AnnaTrocity:

WELCOME TO KAT AND ASHLY’S JUNIOR “KUNG FU” ACADEMY.

So yeh, this is the first of what I hope to make a weeklyish series of videos demonstrating various techniques that Ashly or myself have found useful in our pursuit of asskickery. Ashly has termed this technique the “forward guard”, I use it primarily to prevent an opponent from closing with punches or prevent them from clinching.

DO IT LIKE THIS:

Basic rundown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwU-xi8aIKk

360 view:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLttaDPXfig

Vs the dreaded heavybag:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URT3abBJsv8

Slowpace demo against opponent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zMs9Ft7hOE

To break the clinch:

Basically one wants to post the palm of their forward hand on the opponents nose and push with both hands to force them to losen the clinch and create space, leaving you some space to kick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDRIqr5mDBE

Fast paced against live opponent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4PP8gCmA_U

WITH THIS NEW FORWARD GUARD TECHNOLOGY YOUR ENEMIES WILL FALL LIKE WHEAT BEFORE A SCYTHE

tom60 · March 29, 2007, 7:13pm

why

childesh thread

tom60 · March 29, 2007, 7:17pm

who are you talking to

[fisquote=The Villain]If you aren’t a fighter, no shit talking in this forum. Take it to YMAS, bullshido, or where you will. First of all, this isn’t our forum. We just run it. Second, if you don’t fight, you don’t really need to be running your mouth about it.

This rule doesn’t apply outside of this forum, but will be enforced here.[/quote]

first whether I fight or not is not of you’re concern ,as for you’re crap
you clown call you’re self warriors but how many ever seen a war ?

tom60 · March 29, 2007, 7:21pm

don’t know why you want m,e to read

this sad crap but ok

tom60 · March 29, 2007, 7:26pm

upon pain of death ? LOL sure .

curious how many people have you killed so for?

Phrost:

It’s become evident that we need to go over some specifics on what constitutes good, productive posting in the Martial Arts BS forum, and what is considered garbage.

Let’s look at the forum description for a second:

Simple enough, you’d think.

So why is this specific subforum overrun with garbage, off-topic blathering, and poorly thought-out threads/posts? <blink>Just because it is the first forum in the list does not mean that this is the general discussion forum.</blink> And we’re tired of having to deal with people who fail to read or heed the description of the forum above.

So seriously? Grow up, stop the thread shitting, and if you’re not going to contribute to the discussion in this particular subforum in a way that will be beneficial to the end consumer of Martial Arts training, equipment, or related subjects, don’t post in this particular subforum.

Now, do we care if you use the word “fuck” in a sentence to express your view on a subject? No. But if your post has enough of that kind of language to give the average person the impression you are foaming at the mouth in a rage behind your monitor, incapable of rational discussion, then we will put a foot in your ass and send you elsewhere.

Bullshido is the leading resource for objective, BS and hype-free information on the Martial Arts, and this particular subforum is the front line in where we collectively build those information resources to protect consumers. These consumers should not have to sift through low content posts with pointless, dubious “zingers”, lols, or cheerleading. None of that crap helps our goals and we already have a subforum specifically devoted to the comedy that is the Martial Arts. Take it there, and keep it out of here.

The Martial Arts BS forum is for serious discussion. Before you post in it, ask yourself:

"Self, is this post or thread going to:

a.) provide information useful to someone looking for a martial art
b.) help prevent someone from being scammed out of their money
c.) use objective, scientific facts and evidence to support an argument
d.) serve the greater good of the Martial Arts community.

?"

If not, then take it to one of the 2309402 other forums here.

Or else.

tom60 · March 29, 2007, 7:29pm

OK

its getting harder to fine a thread that I would post to but with all the ones with my name on them ? I did .

I don’t want trouble but you people are asking me to post so shit .

you’re egos are over blown .

tom60 · March 29, 2007, 7:33pm

who are you ranting to?

I have no video games movies or mundane activities

try waiting before attacking .

tom60 · March 29, 2007, 7:34pm

and you are posting this to me , why ?

Greese:

Ages: 17+

Players: 3+

Materials:
2 Ninja Bombs cups (coffee mugs with no handles and electrical tape bumpers), a hard table, twice as many quarters as there are players, and lots of beer.

Game Setup:
The players shall sit around the table in a circular fashion. Each player shall have at least one quarter on their person, and each player shall have one tall glass of beer placed to the center of the table. Two players, who sit opposite each other, will be chosen, or volunteer to start the first round of play. One of these two players will then be chosen or volunteer to provide the verbiage for the round to begin.

Game Play:
Play will begin only after the call to play has been sounded. The winner of the previous round shall call out: “Three, two, one, poop.” The players with a cup in their possession shall then bounce their quarter off the table and into the cup. If the player makes their quarter into the cup on their first attempt the player may then slide (here on out refered to as a “pass”) their cup left or right. If, however, the player is a limp dick and they make the quarter on their second or greater try, they must pass their cup to the right. Play shall continue until both cups arrive at the same player. This player is said to be the winner, and they must take 10 drinks of their beer.

Defence:
When a player is on the receiving end of a pass the may bounce their quarter off the table and into the oncoming cup. Upon a successful defense the players shall call out, “Waterfall”, at which point play pauses. All players begin to drink their beer. The player who made the defensive shot may stop drinking when they feel it is appropriate. Once the player who made the defensive shot has put their cup down the player adjacent to the player who made the defensive shot, who is not the person which passed the shot initially, may then put their drink down. This pattern continues until the winner of the waterfall is the last one drinking, at which point they may set down their cup. PLAY SHALL RESUME AS SOON AS YOU SET DOWN YOUR CUP.

Other Rules:
If two players make their shots and pass to each other, play continues.

If a quarter accidentally bounces into the center cups, during play, the cup must be finished by its owner. If a player is intentionally shooting for the middle cups unsportsmanlike behavior may be called and the offending party shall have his ass bruised.

Anyone may drink from their cup at any time.

Anyone who receives the awesome gift of drinking shall be declared a winner, if anyone refers to a winner as a looser, the offending party must drink.